Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

were both killed when their planes crashed into each other.
And there's no such thing as black-on-black crime.
But isn't it obvious that God has blessed America?
I'm sorry, brother, but ain't nothing I can do.
-Let's get this thing going. -Come on.
If America was a woman, it would be a big-titty woman.
Who have you guys chosen to run against Lewis?
I am not being rude, I am working.
I want people to vote for me, not against Lewis.
Talk to them, make it look like you believe in what you're saying.
Turn it off!
-What's going on? -I'm leaving you! That's what's going on.
We've got a nice check for you.
It's a template. We'll get you in there eventually.
Can't trust no-damn-body!
Shake that ass, Grandma!
Checkmate.
That's me, Mays Gilliam...
I'm Janet Silvers reporting live in D.C., where transit operators....
It's not about the vote. We're looking out for the convicts.
Security
Apologize.
but it is yours.
What's up with this guy?
-What was it, Mr. Hawkins? -The bus.
Come on, brother, I know you know how to do this dance.
Vice President Lewis has finally agreed to one debate...
-People don't know what they want to hear. -We have to respond.
You gotta get to the back of the bus.
Man, news travels fast.
and cousin of Vice President Lewis, after Stone's endorsement of Mays Gilliam.
I don't know what to say. What department do you want me to work in? Finance?
It's Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2004.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins. What can I do for you?
If I see Mays Gilliam, I'll bust a cap in his ass.
I've been talking all day. I was talking to the press.
He knows that. That's why he won't.
Young versus old. What's better than this?
You gonna get yours! I'll tell Ma!
I love the Lord, and I love the King, Elvis Presley.
When it comes to paying farmers not to grow food...
That guy right there! Don't trust him!
"'that all men are created equal. "'
I want to introduce you to Chester Norris Allen.
-Who did you vote for? -For what?
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America...
How does being a bail bondsman qualify you to be Vice President?
Will I get another speech anytime soon?
But you know me.
He was right behind me. Should I look for him?
all I'm seeing are people, normal people like every other American.
You never know, you may look up someday, and it might not be there.
Say cheese!
This is America, see?
Get my demo to somebody. Anybody.
...while Mays Gilliam is posting an impressive 47 percent.
If they had any idea they could win this thing...
Now we can watch Martin!
-No, it isn't. -Yes, it is!
You guess? You don't know? You either ready or you ain't.
I think you're very attractive. It's just that...
What's up, Warren?
Cheer up, we'll be in Chicago in a few days. You got a brother there.
over to the hands of an amateur.
What the....
-What the hell are you doing? -What the hell are you doing?
The people you meet tonight have plenty of it.
Shorty G!
And if the kids cut it back on, knock them out.
I know we haven't exactly always seen eye to eye...
-"Fuh-buh"? -Fubu.
with his new controversial campaign ads.
and he knocked me out!
If the White Sox rob the Cubs boy The Cubs'll whip the White Sox ass know what I'm saying nigga
I just thought I'd give you a little tour.
Go, Mays!
Then the people will find out what you're all about.
He is scared. He's holding the ball, hoping the clock will run out.
Geller and I will advance the party...
What are you wearing?
You can go to war when you're 18, but you can't have a drink till you're 21!
Alderman Gilliam, quick! Miss Pearl is back!
Did you hear about that guy running for President?
I'll be the one taking a hit for this.
Can I ask you a question?
I don't smoke because I think my dad is going to walk through that door...
How can you do that? Just a nickel bag!
You know nothing about Nato? I know nothing about NATO.
do you think they would have chosen an ignorant-ass nigger like you?
-Your plans on global warming? -Global ice tea.
Hold it!
It's you people, the dairy people...