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I am not getting off this bus!
while people in this country starve every day, I'm an amateur.
THATS MY MAN ! THATS MY MAN !
That's another reason he's not qualified.
Now that Sanders is picked...
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
I believe in gay rights because when I see gay people...
The whole world! God bless you!
What are you doing here?
Excuse me.. HOES!!
Look at that.
Crip walk!
Don't worry. Go out there, put the machine behind him.
to run for President.
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
-Of what? -The United States.
Negative ads. Lewis is up, Gilliam is down. I think it's great!
but lately I've been thinking about the Botanical Gardens.
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for
GOD BLESS YANKEE STADIUM AND NO PLACE ELSE
He died in a plane crash.
I'm Mays Gilliam, and I'm running for President of the United States of America.
When they ask you who your voting for After four years of foolishness
They want to cut bus service until they finish construction. I should go.
No, I did not call Hammer.
Whose baby is this? It ain't mine!
How many of you have children that they call stupid?
After this is over, we get to work.
I've been high, I've been robbed, I've been broke.
Jefferson had a black mistress.
What's going on down there?
was punched in the face by an angry protestor.
Sources say the Teamsters may endorse Lewis.
There is no question that Lewis has Texas.
I am a bail bondsman.
We need a candidate that will put on a good show.
The people can't decide. The people are too busy getting shot in the ass.
Our American children's futures are at stake here.
Let me tell you something.
That man has been Vice President for eight years.
I got to go.
I asked my niece what’s 4+ 4 she said 44 It is!
We know what happened today. We know you lost your job.
If he get out of pocket, put your foot in his ass.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mays Gilliam!
Around here when people have a problem, they don't call the mayor, they call me.
Deep in the heart of Texas
Who tf you think I’m voting for!
You Better Kome Korrect
Can't do it. Once they laid the explosives, there's nothing I can do.
Why am I not out there driving a damn bus?
I'm just trying to get the party started.
But we need a running mate.
-Have you decided on a running mate? -We're thinking about it.
Some of the world's best talent was there:
Know what I can't decide?
Look at you, man! I see you all on the shows, politicking.
you, my friend, are an amateur!
Nobody is talking about conceding, Debra, but let's get real here.
They responded.
But you wouldn't know nothing about that. Why?
Tonight you have seen two different men...
Oh, my God.
You all need to stop.
Why do I have to have bad credit? Can't I be saving up for a car or for school?
Alderman Gilliam, same question, please.
I promise if I'm your President, I will take care of everybody:
Something is wrong here.
NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
I say we enforce the laws that are already on the books.
You got my word.
I should be talking about something a little more relevant.
Excuse us, please.
What's it like...
You work for 35 years.
But I'm not in it.
Vote Brian Lewis for President. It's your last chance.
Mays, you're running for President of the United States of America.
Me and my friends blowing your timeline with BLM
What's going on down there?
That's a punk move. Ducking and hiding like a little bitch!
I'm tired of your little games, tired of being your little secretary.
Mr. Gilliam, can I have your autograph?
Look at this.
of the United States of America.
You do what I tell you to, or you'll be back in D.C. on your bicycle.
Wait a minute, that's my car!
-That ain't right! -Right! So, let me get this straight.
We want you to be the nominee for the office of President...
Go check our accounts.
-You're just gonna let him go? -He's a grown man.
better jobs...