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This fellow, Gilliam, is an alderman from D.C.

-Is this good? -It's great.

How many of you clean up a hotel...

We could do it by the tulips. It'll be beautiful--

-Stop being in such a hurry. -We've been here all morning.

For the last time, I'm not running for President.

Where are we on this running mate thing?

-Let's dance. -I have to work.

I wish you would.

Lewis has been Vice-President for eight years.

We'll lose this one.

Lewis ain't no punk. He ain't no joke.

No questions. Sorry.

cheaper than asthma and AIDS medicine, I'm an amateur.

You took the lady's house. Can you at least let her get her cat?

No, come on, stay!

-because our guy isn't black. -You got my vote!

sitting on chrome doves, with TVs in the headrests...

You call yourself whores!

The situation is getting tense with the threat of the bus line being shut down.

Nice. Real nice.

Welcome to New York City for the 2004 Presidential Debates.

Let me see you bounce!

-Hold on a second, I got another call. -You better not put me on hold.

Mark, is that cued up? Roll it, please.

Alderman Gilliam can be captivating and entertaining.

-Nice car. -Ain't it, though?

That shit you pulled over there cost the city money.

Because when it comes to judging talent and potential...

I think you're....

is be the first party to nominate a minority for President.

He won't listen to me!

by naming you as his running mate. Why?

They act like us. We're bombing countries all the time.

You're the man! You ain't got to worry about no assassinations or nothing.

And if these ads are so bad, why hasn't Gilliam said anything?

-You should consider Sanders. -We're considering several options.

I'm the government. I know everything.

but as bad as things look, I don't think you should quit.

You like the way your campaign is going?

It's Crib Malt Liquor!

You're an alderman. You work with the people.

Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam, alderman of the 9th Ward of Washington, D.C.

-Can't you let somebody go check? -We already looked.

I love you, I've known you a long time. You've seen a lot in your life.

You've come to the gas station a couple of times...

You're in this as thick as I am. Of course he's supposed to lose!

-This is amazing! -It's amazing.

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See, that's why nobody like your ass.

They had a speech written for me...

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There is no way in the world I could have ever done this without you.

Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam, candidate for President of the United States.

Let me ask you something.

I represent my whole race.

Prescription drugs, I'll lower the prices. Let me explain something else to you.

-Foreign Affairs? -No, not Foreign Affairs.

I have a question.

Crime is crime.

about what the people need.

We start campaigning tomorrow. We'll be all over the country.

But America needs more than that from its Commander in Chief.

-Why'd your brother make you anchorman? -I don't have--

Who do you trust?

Good evening. We're getting married.

Could I ask you something?

Vice President Brian Lewis still holds a commanding 84 percent.

That ain't right!

-Lord, we're going to jail. -We're not going to jail.

My momma told me to whoop your ass.

and Ghostface Killah.

The stage is set for what will be...

Is Mays Gilliam for cancer or against cancer?

I am not getting off this bus. We're in the middle of nowhere--

Don't you "thumbs down me!

Damn you, Mays Gilliam!

-McMasters? -Big boys.

Little guy against the big guy, corporations against the people.

I got to go. Good luck, and call me if you get a chance.

That's what your ass get.

Could you at least turn it off? Let the lady get her cat.

Come on now. This ain't about me.

Nobody wants your meat. Who the hell wants to buy stolen meat?

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