Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I tried to hug a girl and a boy so I wouldn't seem sexist.
I hate that piece of shit!
You da man You da woman!
Just a nickel bag!
No, sorry, I don't.
If you're in trouble, yell "Security!" and my people will handle the situation.
The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet. Our numbers are going up.
I forgot how nice D.C. was.
I am a war hero, and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!
Just give me a break!
Arnot picked you so you could lose.
presidential candidate Gilliam is shaking it up.
No one was injured in the incident, but with just six weeks till Election Day...
Why are you out here since inmates don't have the right to vote?
Hold on. I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Alderman Gilliam's office. What are you upset about?
You're on with Big Dave.
Got nowhere to go
Oh, my God, you are everywhere. Look at you!
It's people like you, the ranchers...
You got time to jog, but not to debate?
We interrupt the Jay-Z song to bring you this special bulletin.
No, Debra. I need you out there, and this is going great.
Mays Gilliam Ya Heard
No, you ain't. Look at you. If you call this ready, this won't get it.
Call Reverend Barton for that one. No...
-I've been looking for you. -I was looking for you.
-Mr. Earl, nice to see you. -Nice to see you too, sir.
I'm sorry I threw you off the bus. It was wrong.
Get rid of this zero and talk to the hero.
How can you make drug policy if you never smoked a chronic?
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for
We stand a chance if you call your connections to the energy companies--
To lead America, it takes experience.
I was just trying to help Miss Pearl.
Wait. Here they come.
you ain't never gonna be able to stay in?
An everyday man
to turn this fine vehicle we call America...
Gentlemen, Mr. Mays Gilliam.
"God bless America, and no place else."
Security!
Bugs would always shoot Elmer Fudd in the face and drop an anvil on his head.
It's time.
that we need billions of dollars to protect ourselves, I'm an amateur.
You got it?
The Fuck You Think I'm Votin For?
Kamala 2024
We really should debate.
No, it's a saying!
"and live out the true meaning of its creed:
Get out of here! Gaines is dead?
If you put Robert next to Nelson...
I’M AN FDNY HERO, AND I’M DENISE DONLON’S HUSBAND
Here's the light bill. I didn't pay it.
He feels bad, mighty low Got nowhere to go
I'm feeling it.
I'm exhausted.
-Yes, it is. -No, it isn't.
One last thing
will now be played by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.
but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.
What kind of display was that?
Ain't nothing better than that! Ain't nothing ever been better than that!
-I voted for big business. -I voted for Lewis.
He looks you up and down and says, "l got to see some ID."
Have you ever been to Amateur Night at the Apollo?
"I'm A Klansman. I Hate Niggers, Jews, And Fags, But I Love Donald Trump."
Everywhere I turn, they're trying to put a foot in my ass.
Don't call me with that bullshit! You see I'm on TV.
the savings and loan, the airline industry.
You're running for the vice presidency. You're a bail bondsman.
That's the Treasury.
Sweet.
What's the matter?
We won! We did it! Yes!
You can't go dashing off in the middle of the night with some girl.
I love you, Mays!
How many of you work in a city you can't afford to live in?
No, I can't say that I do.
America, Mays.
I thought you wanted more!
Not the part of D.C. you're familiar with.
Sir, we just got this off the uplink.
He feels bad, mighty low
No more bombs now. And don't use guns.
not after the way you treated me.
America is the greatest country on the face of the earth...