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We're on the Internet. On the Internet.
My brother.
[BOTH YELL]
Yeah!
- Dudes! Yeah! - Yeah!
[SCREAMS]
,
- Aah! ALL: Oh!
New Vesuvius, fellas.
Look.
- I'm kind of... You know? You sure? - I don't care.
What? We rocked the balls off that place!
LEX: Thank you.
...with his performance style, but you can't deny the fact that he's got chops.
- Hey, what did the label say? - Let's start with some beers first.
You don't turn your back on family.
[FISH GRUNTS]
- I do. - Abandonment issues.
You have to go backwards for me to make it forward, get it?
- What are you doing? - That's good.
A band, huh? So, what do you call yourselves?
Be gentle.
You're doing it.
Are you sure, man? It's kind of hard to tell with his clothes on.
You know what?
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
You guys are sweet.
- Really? - Yeah.
...wants to play rock star. Forget it. - All right.
FISH: Oh, jeez.
Thank you very much. You have a great night.
You have already made it to the promised land, okay?
You are an adult. I mean, technically.
Where is Jeremy? I swear, I am gonna kill him when he shows up.
So what do you say we lay down tracks...
Ha-ha! Uh-oh!
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
It's like, Mom, Dad, I really wanna go on this church retreat...
Oh, my God. They're lip-synching.
You never even moved forward. You didn't give being an adult a chance.
Everybody loved it and they were singing along with the words.
...but then they came back...
He's come all the way from Los Angeles to meet you, Robert.
- Cool. - All right.
Everybody at Matchbook is happy you worked out your thing.
- No. - Okay. Sure.
What is your name?
But I don't trust your uncle.
No. A tour with parents is not a tour. On this point, I will not bend. That's it.
I'd better stop.
And now he can't walk during graduation.
So sweetie, what time is your mom picking you up?
FISH [WHISPERING]: It's not stealing when you're family.
What did you just say?
I guarantee.
- Oh, now, that was classic Vesuvius. - Billy.
Cut it, please. Cut...
Oh, no.
- He's a big drummer boy. - I'm the mother, you're the child.
Oh, right.
All right. Okay.
DAVID: What about you, Norm from Cheers?
All right. Here we are.
...that you're cool with Fish banging your mom.
- Mattie? I trust you. MATT: Yeah?
Oh, no.
Hello?
Yeah. Yeah, no, I get that. That makes sense.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Okay. I'll try back.
- He's right. People are digging... - I don't care if you're selling out arenas.
And...
Okay.
BO Y: I'm telling you, that's the naked drummer.
Just a really incomprehensible way...
- What? - What were you gonna say?
You'll be safe, right?
Hey. Thank you.