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A cyborg? A robot with a human brain?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. But the docs say they can fix that.
In fact...
Oh, baby.
Look, there's a report of a uranium theft dated last March.
I may not have a guy, but at least I am not throwing money away on some deadbeat.
The chassis changed, but I'm still Johnny.
You are the best.
Excuse me, miss, but this is the no-eavesdropping section.
The jerk couldn't do anything unless a mechanical device was involved.
Get in the car.
I wonder if it's a disgruntled ex-employee behind this.
I mean, they even branded him with a symbol.
- We'll find someone who can fix you. - Fix me?
I...
...that doesn't do this much damage. Know what I'm saying?
And I wanna make sure all my bases are covered.
- You're done. - Hear that, doc?
Hello, John.
I saw Pete in Sports ask for a raise, a week later he was gone.
All I know is I got dizzy and weak when I got near him.
You let a great opportunity just slip right through your fingers.
Yes, that's it. Just like the bunny.
I gotta get to a hospital.
There is nothing to fix. Haven't you been listening?
Now, is this little trip just for fun, or did you...
Lois...
Clark! What the heck are you doing here? I thought I told you to take some time off.
You know, there's a major flaw in creating a man with a metal body.
Come on, let's go.
Perfect playmate for Emmett.
- Ain't I? - Oh, definitely the greatest.
Jimmy, you had a chance to shoot what every photo journalist dreams of:
Was it?
Oh, darn, I forgot my card.
Okay, pal, drop the ice. Just back off, man.
We're from the Daily Planet. We're trying to locate your ex-husband.
Don't expect me to be rational.
This time we're going to use the neural sensory transmitter.
I...
- How did you...? - Can't be funny, might as well be lucky.