Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it seemed a shame not to take advantage of it.

Uh, I don't see him.

I mean, Captain Stubing's my nephew.

I'm getting off the boat at Mazatlán.

You two wanna go? Uh, may I?

Well, why don't we just go pitch pennies.

like water buffalo? Hmm.

I'm still gonna do what I have to.

What are you gonna do for money?

How'd you discover so quickly that I took it?

I think the guy's crazy about you.

I've gotta go to sea.

As you know, I don't usually call these pre-cruise meetings,

Yeah, I practice every morning at 5:00 on Lido Deck.

I'll be waiting.

Oh, it's gorgeous. Oh.

If I'll tell you, you'll laugh.

What could possibly be that awful?

Place your bet.

Ah, you bicycle seat, dog dish, vegetable...

He's taking the cruise, sir?

I know what I am: lousy.

I've got the most incredible thing to tell you.

Oh, take your time.

So why limit yourself to just one?

It's free. Oh, well,

They're gonna kill me.

and I'll tell 'em. Who knows?

On La Brea, near 3rd, the old Tyler building?

So you could take it back tonight.

♪ We're expecting you ♪

I may be a lousy sailor,

Are you sure this is the oldest way

Hey, take it easy.

Why did you have to turn out to be a cop?

Oh, what'd I say?

something you missed the first time around.

and worse than that, I'd be involving you,

Oh, how old are your children?

He should have confined you to quarters or...

I think you're going overboard for this Tyler person.

I want you to know that if you should ever change your mind,

Welcome aboard.

I want to know if you're having a nice cruise.

It's Courtney, sir. Uh, you have to come see him.

That's number 36, red.

what, uh, room Mr. Tyler is in?

And I'm sympathetic.

I'm all she's got in the world. She needs me.

My parents tried to make me be a surgeon.

Oh, goodbye, Uncle Merrill.

Maybe they'll go easy on me.

♪ And love ♪

Well, it's such a bargain onboard,

Marriage isn't something you just rush into.

Ignore him. It's too late.

and a bourbon and water.

We have a nice house that's paid for,

I hate the sea and I hate ships

Look, Courtney, don't take it so hard.

Scotch, listen, on the house, okay?

That's one way of putting it.

That good-looking man we met in the lobby.