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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Jake after taking Floyd's hat
Well....... Well, l hate you, 3!
But you know what is important? I'm gay now.
Lois, could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup?
Come on, you fat fuck. Do it.
- Okay, okay, I'll help you. - Excellent.
- Hey, these are pretty good, Stewie. - Really? Do you think you could sing them?
Wow.
Thank you very much.
Well, maybe you just need a little extra help.
Well....... Well, l hate you, 3!
Dad, I thought you were gonna help me with my book report.
It's Miley Cyrus, and she's destroying the city!
You Go to Ohio
A friendship is the best thing ever
- Recognize him, Brian? - No.
That's right, Dad. You never ask. And even if you did, you never listen!
Well, sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call.
I'd get up to hug you… but sitting down's the only thing keeping the shit in.
Wound up living in there for nine years.
don messick's final vocal performance
that stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am.
- Brian, that's sick. She's 16! - I'm eight.
Hey, guys. I stopped at Pinkberry and I got some for everybody.
Monkey, grab my hand!
- Hi, we're on the list. - Names?
Thank you. Lois doesn't like my toenails 'cause they stab her in the night.
So, I just put your thoughts on paper. That's all.
Quagmire, fire up the biplane. My son needs my help.
Meg, could you tell Dad that he's too fat to need extra syrup?