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...with 25-year-old breasts.
But you could apologize for blowing off the meeting.
She's skipping school, staying out all hours...
Well, unfortunately, Lance is as sleazy as he looks, but not as dumb.
Because you love Alex, and wherever she is, that's your home?
- What? - And shoved me a couple times. Yeah.
- But I'm leaving you money for pizza. - Thanks.
Don't you think you're taking this a little too far? You enjoy living in squalor?
I couldn't help but notice the bonfire banner.
- All right, that's a good idea. Thanks. - Don't mention it.
Look, I'm sorry. I was going to tell you that.
Look, I'm sorry I just stopped by.
His name is Lance Baldwin. He's an ex.
- I just wanna talk. - You wanna talk?
...so perhaps you have some photos, or a video or things you-
You guys in back take care of that.
I think I might go back home...
He's very self-conscious. He is Seth's horse.
He built a whole magazine...
- I know you've got this magazine ready. - Get out, Lance.
Or otherwise, more than the bonfire is going up in flames.
I hope you have Motrin in the house because you're about to feel pain.
I love that. Making it happen on behalf of the school.
- It wasn't about you. - I know. That's okay.
- Front, I think. - Right or left?
He did torch Caleb's model home.
- I don't hear any screaming. - I don't see any ambulances.
- You two all right? - Yeah. Just school project.
Well, we can't have that happen.
I mean, she's already moved out on me. She won't take my calls.
- All right. - No, no.
Why don't you go grab some more smokes at the store. We got business.
Yeah, not yet. But what do you give it? A week, a month?
Nothing. He's kind of stuck in the past.
And I'm sorry for all the future meetings I'm gonna miss.
- You seem stressed, a little distracted. - Yeah, well, it's this bonfire.
I am sorry I interrupted your bonfire! It just seems like that's all you do lately.
Besides, if you don't do it then the water polo team's not gonna have a pep rally.
I'd love to, but I have to work.
No! Do not transfer me.