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(WACEY THUDS AGAINST DOOR)
who the local police 'bout now realize doesn't exist.
♪
I'm a wanted fugitive, Joe.
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
The real America.
Were they something much worse, too?
You know,
What about a grandparent?
(PHONE LINE TRILLING)
(BACKPACK ZIPPING)
♪
still can't fully wrap my head around it.
♪
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
You do your part,
♪
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Okay, have fun.
Let's--let's just go back.
Agh!
(FALCONS SHRIEKING)
An act of God, Vern?
about half a mile up on the left.
which I did.
the drive-thru strip club.
There's a statewide manhunt looking for me, Joe.
♪
Run.
Yeah, this is the place.
Maybe we could do that tonight.
power is gonna try to bite your ass back.
(PHONE BUZZING)
will be a blessing for every Western town it traverses.
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
I mean, I called...
♪
It's what you've always done,
Oh, there's my little ballerina.
Where the hell is my chopper?
♪
Where's my hunting license?
(SHOUTS)
♪
That's it, that's it, come on.
They bring opportunity.
(SIGHS) Mom, I'm just worried about April.
About as uncomfortable as my pregnant wife was
whatever you call yourself these days...
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
I think we both know that that girl's mama is long gone.
What's wrong, hun?
Yeah, what is that?
Mm-hmm.
Least I could do is have your back
She's skittish, she's underfed, she's--
Wait!
I could handle this for you.
Ooh-wee! Ha!
♪
(GASPS)
We'll go get it, all right?
She has no one to take care of her.
♪
I'm tasting the Chateau d'Yquem.
♪
Now you think it's a good idea to dismount? Now?
Like a...
This job is all I have, Vern.