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So one day I get this order
Like weasels.
Were they something much worse, too?
Insider trading? Racketeering?
♪
Somehow, I've been tied to this thing all along.
Yah. Come on, come on.
I might know a way to kill the weasels.
I thought of everything.
(HORSE SNORTING)
♪
Yeah, we did it.
is more powerful than the truth.
(WEASELS CHITTERING)
That you're gonna get your old job back?
$100,000 per mile per year
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Either the job is done
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
(HORSE SNORTS)
It's a goddamned act of God!
It's Barnum to helicopter. Any sign of him?
♪
(DIRT SCRAPING)
I can't let you leave with that.
is that their current route
not away from it.
and then the weasels eat the poisoned meat.
NATE: Nah, I don't think this is a good idea.
♪
There's gonna come a time, real soon,
I love it.
What are you?
is gonna ride the updraft.
♪
I've been doing this job for 24 years.
Oh, smart.
(GASPING)
♪
You don't think anyone's gonna sniff this out?
And what would you want in return?
♪
Drop out?
(CHITTERS)
is really about you wanting to be back in uniform.
(WEASEL CHITTERING)
♪
♪
Uh, I got it. Point taken.
(HORSE NICKERING)
Son of a bitch! (GROANS)
Here.
I'll bet it was poisoned over that ridge.
(HORSE SNORTS)
(CHUCKLES) 100 years later, they rise from the dead.
It's on its way, sir.
I got a little science experiment to do.
Fresh meat everywhere.
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