Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

give the fucking guy some water he's black he's been through a lot

I want some fucking devilled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?

- It was "Something cool." - No, but what'd you say?

The supplier is putting drugs inside the books in the library,

We did have carte blanche. Not no more.

- No. He's not kidding. He's serious. - Really?

I’m like a “Hit it, Continue to Hit it” kind of guy Like both Physically and Emotionally

- Hey, there's two of you. - You're twins.

What's up, man?

And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.

This is where you get to decide who you actually are,

- Hey, hey. - Shit.

You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit.

- Did you lock the door? - I did, man. I checked twice.

"Specific point of view on things

You two thread reps are going to Point Energy

What the fuck yall doing? Yall rationing around here?

I'm fucking here. You happy?

Cut the guy some slack, he's got a shitty house, he's been through a lot!

I don't know what you're talking about.

I've fucked a thousand girls by now and I don't know, at the end of the day,

tell us about the war

If they have a great sense of humour, but I don't.

Okay, that's a good point.

You're gonna have to take 'em.

- Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! - Dad!

He's really taking it out on the omelette bar.

- Then you're gonna be real focused. - Be real focused.

I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself.

Dude, you could make it into the anals of football history, too.

- Just touch it. - Seriously. All right, all right, all right.

Understand the Problem Deliver the Resolution

Get the fuck out. You heard him.

Yeah. All by myself.

Bitch please… I ain’t going no where with you

It's gonna be so worth it, dude.

where literally no one goes any more, man.

- What? What the fuck are you doing? - Be quiet.

I've been here the whole time.

I’m so focused

- Stay here! - No, no, stop it.

Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed!

Help! No more music!

McQuaid throws down the field to Haythe.

All right, so what would you...

I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying any more.

- I do miss the days... - Shit.

They're going into the stadium!

I'm getting a divorce.

You know I'm always here for you, right?

Oh, my God, you flew!

That's a made-up name.

I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs!

I'm so focused.

You know what? That's who he should be with, man.

- Yeah. Why not? - Yes!

Fuck you, brain.

The case is closed.

Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?

Well, my parents are here, too.

You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours. You got this.

give the fucking guy some water he's black he's been through a lot

This was actually an octopus-related incident.

That's Cynthia Watson.

Hey, look, man,

- "Believes her life is in danger." - Door, door.

For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions.

McQuaid crosses in an end-around.

Yes, directed at me.

I was in the 3rd grade! Ay, where she go? (Pinkie rans away with gangsta friends)

You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?

The Mossad We shoot dicks off here on jump street

- Fuck yeah, dude. - Fuck yeah, dude.

- You're going to MC State. - We're going to college for real?

I think my information was stronger.

So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs.

Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?

We're not ahead of ourselves. We're right next to each other.

At the fucking Mumford & Sons concert and shit?

You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard.

Dickson said, "This guy's the dealer."

- What was that? - I don't know! I think we're moving.

Come on, man, put your dick away. Put your fucking dick away.

"I'm Chris . My pants are filled with doody

It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in?

We're gonna have to tear those anals up.

Look at him, it's, like, all the same.

You bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Captain...

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And the Statesmen win, 34-14.

I have so much adrenaline right now!

I got to get around you, man. I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.

- Shit. - We got to get out of here.

This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo?

The average price of cocaine has dropped 70% in the last 30 years.

You know what happens in a shoot-out.

Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now?

Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug.

That's for Cynthia, who's dead.

Heroin, you know, cocaine...

"We don't know who it is.

I'm going to ask you to stop talking.

Nineteen minutes late to pinochle,

What are you doing here?

Dude, you know what this needs?

And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.

So you are high school sweethearts.

Come on, Schmidt!

Tell 'em about Mousie's quinceañera, man.

Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go.

I could have drafted Cooper Kupp

Nice to meet you, man.

I mean, except right now.

I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.

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- Oh, my God, are you all right? - Shit!

Get out of the way!

When you out drive the 19 year old Hitting a 2 iron

- Did you not see that I was going first? - Excuse you.

Any more poets in the audience?

No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.

And you're gonna find another ceiling and you got to bust through that one,

Or I should apologise for...

So you mean I brought the tracking device.

I can't breathe.

If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.

Yeah, I know. I said, "Something cool."

we could go down there.

As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit.

- Looks pretty old to be a freshman. - It's the hormones in the milk, Bob.

and I admire it, and I know he's your brother.

I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally.

And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me?

Plus, there's mad fuckable girls here.

I said a bunch of stuff before you didn’t acknowledge

No. That's Schmidt.