Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's probably what you should do, because that stuff's funny.

But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.

My legs are tired.

Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.

I'm gonna tell you something, all right?

there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.

Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!

We're gonna build a nationwide network.

Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!

I'm cutting glass.

You're being weird.

- Same puka, dude. - You got the same... Puka bros.

Party like it’s goddamn 1999

You two salesman are going to Lasso

I mean, we care so much more because she's black.

Hey. How you doing?

- I don't even like you! - Neither do I, so stop kissing me!

When you out drive the punk ass 19 year old hitting a 2 iron

Twenty's the record!

I'm so focused, too.

We want it to be actual food so that it, like, makes sense with the game.

Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to Puerto, Mexico, for spring break.

Haythe drops back.

Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!

This time, foreign exchange students.

- What's going on? - What's going on?

- How you doing? - Hi. Good.

Look, I have an in with Zook.

We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.

Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.

F1 owes a new team, and it'd better be Lamborghini, bitch!

- Boys. - Yo, Jenko.

Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!

You're under arrest, sir.

I could have picked Cooper Kupp

without actually having to do it.

Look, I can't, all right?

Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...

Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!

And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?

You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.

I used to have the other Destiny's Children, but now I'm just

Like a meat-qute.

Hey, that girl's in my psych class.

When The One Girl Was Talking About Her Nips And Shit

Hey Ribe, go into incredibly descriptive of the story so we all know.

'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.

- All right. Okay. - That's the last of 'em.

Don't Teen Wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone!

give the guy a break the shampoo business is hard

Fuck, I just came so hard!

This class is such a gut.

it was bizarre not to share the fact

My name is Jeffinho

But who do you think is the weaker side of the group? Definitely him.

Haha he told u so Ggg

This is a shoot-out.

I look so fucking badass!

- You're really good at this. - Yeah.

We're like the Dynamic Duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin.

I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.

- That's hip-hop, man. - Awesome.

I don't even want to kiss you!

I just want to say that

You really think I could make it at UMC?

- That's cool. - You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.

That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.

Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!

Spring break, motherfuckers!

- But I want... - Who gives a shit about the Lambo? Just go!

- You feel anything? - No. Do you feel anything?

Yeah. They call me OI' Plain Face.

Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!

It'd be really fun, I think.

She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.

It's gonna be at every college in the country.

- Now who's the damsel in distress? - Fuck!

- Fuck you, Schmidt. - Stop clicking around.

so it's just like last time? Exactly like last time

When you have a plain face

You keep trying!

- I tried to take a bullet for you, man. - But you didn't.

- That's dope, dude. - That's so sick.

I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.

What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?

She's horrible.

when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.

So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

How hard can it be? Shoot them!

- All night, bro. Come on. All night. - Yeah, I know.

Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?

Which is what I thought we learned in high school.

It's a laser pointer.

- It seems like. - Yeah.

Maya, hurry up!

I NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCE While I review the budget tracker

Best to keep it a secret.

- What's up, bro? - We're 322.

- Now, Maya! - What?

Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.

My name is gleb

- Why'd you try to kiss me? - I didn't fucking try and kiss you!