Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. How you doing?

Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!

I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.

It'd be really fun, I think.

I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.

Haythe drops back.

My name is Jeffinho

Fuck, I just came so hard!

Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!

My name is gleb

I look so fucking badass!

This is a shoot-out.

I'm gonna tell you something, all right?

it was bizarre not to share the fact

We want it to be actual food so that it, like, makes sense with the game.

- That's dope, dude. - That's so sick.

It's a laser pointer.

I used to have the other Destiny's Children, but now I'm just

Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.

You really think I could make it at UMC?

- I tried to take a bullet for you, man. - But you didn't.

I NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCE While I review the budget tracker

Hey Ribe, go into incredibly descriptive of the story so we all know.

What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?

- It seems like. - Yeah.

You're under arrest, sir.

Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...

But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.

I don't even want to kiss you!

How hard can it be? Shoot them!

Twenty's the record!

Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!

- Fuck you, Schmidt. - Stop clicking around.

We're gonna build a nationwide network.

- That's hip-hop, man. - Awesome.

- You feel anything? - No. Do you feel anything?

- What's going on? - What's going on?

'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.

Haha he told u so Ggg

I just want to say that

- But I want... - Who gives a shit about the Lambo? Just go!

Party like it’s goddamn 1999

Spring break, motherfuckers!

Look, I have an in with Zook.

Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!

Look, I can't, all right?

It's gonna be at every college in the country.

And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?

We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.

- Boys. - Yo, Jenko.

But who do you think is the weaker side of the group? Definitely him.

I'm cutting glass.

This time, foreign exchange students.

That's probably what you should do, because that stuff's funny.

Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.

That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.

- Now, Maya! - What?

I mean, we care so much more because she's black.

Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?

there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.

I'm so focused, too.

You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.

- Same puka, dude. - You got the same... Puka bros.

F1 owes a new team, and it'd better be Lamborghini, bitch!

Like a meat-qute.

Maya, hurry up!

Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!

Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to Puerto, Mexico, for spring break.

Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!

- Now who's the damsel in distress? - Fuck!

Don't Teen Wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone!

Best to keep it a secret.

You two salesman are going to Lasso

Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.

without actually having to do it.

My legs are tired.

- That's cool. - You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.

She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.

- All right. Okay. - That's the last of 'em.

so it's just like last time? Exactly like last time

Which is what I thought we learned in high school.

- All night, bro. Come on. All night. - Yeah, I know.

When The One Girl Was Talking About Her Nips And Shit

She's horrible.

- Why'd you try to kiss me? - I didn't fucking try and kiss you!

You keep trying!

give the guy a break the shampoo business is hard

When you have a plain face

- How you doing? - Hi. Good.

Yeah. They call me OI' Plain Face.

I could have picked Cooper Kupp

We're like the Dynamic Duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin.

Hey, that girl's in my psych class.

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

This class is such a gut.

Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!

You're being weird.

- You're really good at this. - Yeah.

When you out drive the punk ass 19 year old hitting a 2 iron

when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.

- I don't even like you! - Neither do I, so stop kissing me!

- What's up, bro? - We're 322.

So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.