Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yo, sleepy! What’s up HOMIE?

When people say they get cheap coke

We're going to catch the supplier.

In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.

Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs.

I'm Eric's bitch.

They weren't "kiss me" eyes.

I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face.

Work hard, play hard, am I right?

Are you the police?

She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major.

I'm... I'm writing a...

UNC: How's your classes going, Doug?

Captain's gonna kill us!

- It's fun. - It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.

We're at work right now, okay?

They're gonna kill us!

New assignment...

that expensive equipment, this fucking office...

That's just not a good impression.

That's Vietnamese Jesus. See, this a Vietnamese church.

You're a lovely person.

I'm pretty great.

Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins.

give the effing guy some water he's black he's been through a lot

- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.

- What? - I know exactly what I'm doing here.

- Come on. - I will give you some daps, Schmidt.

Lanier be like I need absolute silence while I fall into character

He's a scout. It's D-l.

Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier.

Nikola: dsfsdfdsfsddfds

What you looking at?

- Where the hell have you been? - Looking for you.

We flint And we about to jump in your ass

Man, it must be hard being so different.

Eric, am I forcing you into anything?

I'm not Mr and Mrs Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight.

How's your classes going, Doug?

- I'm so jammed! - Fuck you!

Yeah, that's right. And you motherfuckers are all under arrest.

Mr Walters, we should...

- I got you! - Shit! Schmidt!

That's so sweet of them.

Schmidt, will you hurry up!

It's inking in my mouth!

- I'm Zook. Nice to meet you. - Zook.

No one's gonna fucking notice.

- Dude. - Dude.

Lube on my face.

We've doubled their budget.

Watch out for that cash machine!

If you do, he'll leave this shitty programme.

What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days!

Fuck this goalpost, bro!

All right, later.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

I'm warning you,

and then all these fans just started going, like...

That's for Cynthia. Who's dead.

- Here, take this. - Okay.

Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?

Dude, I got to go. I got to go.

They can't fire me. I'm indestructible.

I don't know where the fuck I am right now.

I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.

- Go! Go, go. - Go!

I didn't mean that. You know that, right?

You'll always be alone.

- No, you got to. - I can't do this any more!

Listen, Schmidt, I gotta tell you something.

I'm really, really glad you're back, Schmidt.

And we got some new dumb-ass interns.

Stay! (both screaming)

- I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude. - Why? Why?

I only listen a very specific genre of Psytrance

- No. - I mean, you're cool with just hooking up?

- What about that? - That's my dick also.

Hey, guess what.

What the fuck am I taking it for, then?

That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right?

Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar.

So it's just about support.

Get the fuck out of the way!

I've got a first impression for you.

Surprise. There's two more arms.

This fucking... Waiter!

walk in and ask your captain to see the evidence room

You think the Ghost could be the supplier's dad?

What I want to be able to have is this.

What’s a black guy gotta do to get some water?

I mean, yeah, school's important or whatever,

- Why? - I don't know.

I know. Shut up. Go.

Okay, great. You apologised. What's that worth, man?

- Which way? Which way? Which way? - Whichever Way's cheaper!

that your daughter went to MC State.

Oh, so we just snitchin now. I mean, she asked.

Kids don't check out books anymore, right?

No, I know, and it's like, that doesn't even hurt, like, at all.

got locked out of her dorm, ended up falling off the roof.

They call you that?

- You're good at this, huh? - Yeah.

- You're the one fucking talking. - You're being so fucking loud.

Get up, Old Man River!

- One, two... - Okay. Yep. Good session.

and find out who the dealer is.

What? Are you kidding? It's Parents Weekend.

Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy!

- Yes, you did. - You're so weird!

Don't leave me out here!

All right, all right.

Fuck you, you little walk-on fuck!

Well, his number was literally on a sticker.

just to, like, plan the stuff out ahead of time, make sure it's funny,

- What's up'? - 'Sup'?

I can't find it!

and no one will tell us anything.

You're really close with your brother, then.

- What's happening! - What the fuck?

We're definitely moving!

Six hours of makeup?

Cliff shoots dicks off… Stalker drunks that disrespect his sons mother!!! By not respecting her wishes, in anyway have shape or form.Want to test that theory?? He REALLY wants to!!

Did you really just say that?

- We need results! - No, no, no.

Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there?

Partners for life.