Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
- Fine. - We might as well just be friends
I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can.
Right? Yes.
This is what the fuck is going on.
Where's your gun?
I think it's pretty popular.
Holy shit, he's good.
No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls.
I want you right now to say whatever you want.
What?
Zook has the tattoo?
You come talk to her with me.
Happy for you.
It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use "faggot."
Stay, stay here.
who was found with WhyPhy residue throughout his office...
Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay?
Time to prove that Zook's the dealer.
You don't hold me down, man. You lift me up.
If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers!
I just want to get in bed and watch Friends all day.
I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs.
Cate Blanchett?
because they're familiar and comfortable.
I kind of need you to do it.
That's her buying drugs on campus. And that's the dealer.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey.
I'm ready.
You sons of bitches is gonna be in a video game.
The average price of cocaine has dropped 70% in the last 30 years.
Damn.
"That doesn't sound anything like me."
Man, we're getting too old for this shit.
Fuck, yeah!
- You shot me in my foot! Wait! - Move! Move faster now!
I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car!
No.
...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased.
I get one choice. I get one thing that I'm not...
- Excuse you. - You want to go first?
You want me to use my head? Fine.
if you want to come.
What are you guys doing here?
You're all fucking pussies!
- Sir, you don't... - We caught the guy.
This is so scary!
What?
Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around.
Go.
Enjoy the food.
Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo.
Worked for you last night.
Yeah, buddy!
it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there.
- Give me some motherfucking daps, man! - Come on, give me some.
Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor.
Something cool!
You saved my life!
But a flower, it can't grow in a fist.
Jyeeeeeff
That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
Nothing else?
How do you know this person?
- Shit! - Watch out, watch out!
I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
Who is that?
That's a little better!
"My brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation..."
- What were you doing? - What am I doing?
You're interrupting a really stellar blow job.
You don't drag me down, either, man.
Holy shit!
It was supposed to be our year
give the fucking guy some water he's black he's been through a lot
It was Dora and Diego
"Cynthia!
Oh, my God.
Discovery Questions
No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt.
"Cynthia
Looks like MC State's got a new power couple.
Did you just call us "faggots"?
DO YOU LIKE WEATHER?
you two sons of bitches are going to medical school.
It's just, you know, now it'll be an open thing.
This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
Who just decides to jump somebody in the middle of a park. Actually, whose idea was this? His.
Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid.
Shit!
- I... - I mean, do you really do poetry?
I'm a solo artist now, like Beyoncé.
This is bullshit!
Yeah, she lived across the hall from me.
Okay. Okay.
- All you got to do is walk now, okay? - Okay.
Brad McQuaid! Brad McQuaid! Brad McQuaid! Brad...
What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies?
I mean, Brad, this could be our shot.
I have a friend who knows a guy at UMC.
No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
- It's Jenko. - Sorry.
What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here?
WTF YALL RATIONING YALL RATIONING NEW LISTERS
a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going.
- Do you need money for a cab or anything? - No, I don't need money for a cab.
- I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! - It shouldn't matter.
- You in the zone, bro? - In the fucking zone, dude.
Let's do this.
You were right, he's not the dealer.
I can't do it any more! I can't do it any more!
No, look, I know, okay? lt's just...
You know what, I may drag you down sometimes,
Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now.
- I'm thinking about a shark tank over there. - I like sharks.
Just, like, one time, for old times' sake.
where you're meeting your old friends in the park?