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- You gave me "kiss me" eyes. - No, I didn't.
We like to sit around, just drink some good wine
Okay, you can leave the room. Just get the fuck out.
Need absolute silence while I get into character
Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
Guys, can you just give us some space?
and Coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.
No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.
No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.
Shit, there's Ghost!
Old man coming through!
- All right, you good? - Yeah!
- Quicksand! - Shoes!
This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college.
What's up? I'm Rooster.
"Yelling!
I’m like a hit it, continue to hit it... ... both physically & emotionally, type of guy.
- Look at the facts. - Matter of fact, I...
Right through it. Right through it.
You can just bust right...
Maya!
Look at Dickson's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice.
- Bro? - Bro.
Old family recipe.
- OKay? - OKay.
Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
She's smart, she's an art major.
But we're both Batman.
I don't know.
I would say that
Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door.
Obviously right! I mean, it’s Bobcat Mott!...I mean let’s be honest, the guys all time! Let’s be honest
You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr McQuaid.
It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something.
The accents are gone?
I do not understand how it works.
Thanks for lying to me.
Now, just like you did before,
Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.
Colour! Colour! Number!
You got that expensive chase in the beginning,
That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
Bathroom 16 Bathroom 17
I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,
- Are you sure it's not too much, though? - No!
I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.
This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
I fucking hate my dad so much.
Shit was nasty!
He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
In Russia.
ITS TOES IN MY MOUTH
You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.
What do you think about that?
We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.
I like fruit.
- We didn't. - Nah.
No! No!
For Zeta!
George Washington was a black lesbian.
- Can you please... - Absolute silence.
That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.
No, you dumb motherfucker. "WhyPhy."
One, two, three, four, five...
- Hey! - Look at you!
Dude, I'm sorry. I got my Q-tip in your meat, bro.
Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.
Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.
Me speaking Spanish
Now, these kids take this shit,
Okay.
That's it. Come on.
Scuba class.
I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.
Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?
Or maybe I should be more like your Beautiful Dylan
Neither.
"Amanda Bynes
Are you guys, like, together?
Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Rooster. What's up, bro?
You shut the fuck up.
Who sold you WhyPhy?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Yeah, you know...
Okay, Okay-
- Yes! - No, I got it in my mouth.
Shit.
That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.
Just ask. It's polite.
but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.
That's no fun at all.
Can you shake him off?
I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.
Holy shit!
Yes.
- You die... - I don't want to die.
I'm doing fucking great.
No, dude, come on, that's you.
He's literally reaching out for you.
- Can you give me a head start on... - I need absolute... I need absolute silence.
Oh, y'all like psychology?
I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.
We started off too old for this shit.
I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt.
"Cynthia
Jeremy is the loser!
but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect.
Who first?
At Metro City Port, the tide comes in at 10:30 a.m. Then it will return to the sea.
Finally something I'm amazing at.