Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm doing fucking great.

I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt.

Who sold you WhyPhy?

Are you fucking serious right now?

- Yes! - No, I got it in my mouth.

Me speaking Spanish

No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.

Jeremy is the loser!

Shit was nasty!

but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.

It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something.

Oh, y'all like psychology?

You got that expensive chase in the beginning,

Colour! Colour! Number!

He's literally reaching out for you.

I’m like a hit it, continue to hit it... ... both physically & emotionally, type of guy.

I fucking hate my dad so much.

Rooster. What's up, bro?

You shut the fuck up.

- Look at the facts. - Matter of fact, I...

I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.

- Quicksand! - Shoes!

Now, these kids take this shit,

That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.

Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door.

One, two, three, four, five...

We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.

I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.

This is so boring. No one's getting shot.

Okay, you can leave the room. Just get the fuck out.

What do you think about that?

Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?

ITS TOES IN MY MOUTH

No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.

- Hey! - Look at you!

That's no fun at all.

Can you shake him off?

Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.

but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect.

This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college.

- Can you give me a head start on... - I need absolute... I need absolute silence.

At Metro City Port, the tide comes in at 10:30 a.m. Then it will return to the sea.

Old family recipe.

That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.

That's why we have these guys to do it for us.

and Coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.

You can just bust right...

Finally something I'm amazing at.

- OKay? - OKay.

Dude, I'm sorry. I got my Q-tip in your meat, bro.

Guys, can you just give us some space?

Yeah, you know...

Now, just like you did before,

The accents are gone?

That's it. Come on.

Thanks for lying to me.

- You die... - I don't want to die.

No, you dumb motherfucker. "WhyPhy."

Look at Dickson's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice.

I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.

- All right, you good? - Yeah!

I would say that

What's up? I'm Rooster.

Or maybe I should be more like your Beautiful Dylan

We started off too old for this shit.

I do not understand how it works.

She's smart, she's an art major.

- Can you please... - Absolute silence.

You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.

Right through it. Right through it.

Old man coming through!

Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!

Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.

Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.

No, dude, come on, that's you.

Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.

He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.

Just ask. It's polite.

Need absolute silence while I get into character

You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr McQuaid.

I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,

Bathroom 16 Bathroom 17

Shit, there's Ghost!

Obviously right! I mean, it’s Bobcat Mott!...I mean let’s be honest, the guys all time! Let’s be honest

- You gave me "kiss me" eyes. - No, I didn't.

George Washington was a black lesbian.

We like to sit around, just drink some good wine

Are you guys, like, together?

I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.

- We didn't. - Nah.

But we're both Batman.

- Are you sure it's not too much, though? - No!