Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you?

You settle into worn-out roles. One gets possessive, the other runs away.

Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync.

I've got to get home so I can feed my...

My name is public Jeff

Yo, Brad! What's up, dude?

You love walk-on day now?

and he smiled at you, but you are completely blind to the fact...

He's a bag of dicks!

I have time off.

"Circle jerkus..."

- That's just unsanitary. - Feels right.

Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load,

I just wish you could fly with me.

- My dad. - Nice to meet you.

What are you doing?

- What? Bros, man. - Dude.

I thought your hip popped out at one point.

I love meet-cute stories.

Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice.

Are you kidding me? It's plastic.

Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.

I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.

So it'll go like this. I'm so hungry, I wish I had a...

Choke me with your liver-spotted hands?

I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late.

They all start to look the same to me.

Since we're gonna be really focused,

You think Cynthia was the dealer?

Literally and figuratively.

I decided for you.

Dude, if it's like last time,

No, this is actually my laptop.

Don't be a pussy!

What the fuck's up with that guy?

behind Old Pop Wiggleby's sweet shop.

Oh, my God, it's 8:00. I have class, actually.

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You got to tell them the real story, man.

We have to agree. You know what I mean?

We're going back to high school?

- Like Wesley Snipes black. - Exactly.

What is this? Jelly beans?

Like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time.

Potential witnesses

It's my old high school team. The Plainview Red Herrings.

Someone give this guy the ability to submit PTO he's been through a lot

Yeah, man, he just got some new glasses, man. God damn.

J. Bohnes, aka...

That's Jeffe, man.

- Mad fuckable. - Especially during spring break.

Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger abandoned church directly across the street.

This piece is called Areolas.

- What happened? - I think they got away.

Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!

Did you just get jardiance, like, right after I fucking said that?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

You sort of sound like that.

That's Chris being a little bitch.

Please. You think you're the first partners to come in here looking for help,

One, two, three!

...that's another foot in your ass.

FUCK A LEBRON JAMES. AND FUCK A KOREAN JESUS.

There's a microchip in this empanada.

It's really not that funny.

Super high-tech police gear.

Right in the crack.

Shake him off! Shake him off!

Sure, yeah, why not?

Yeah, I'm taking notes right now.

- I'll get it. - No, no, let me get it, let me get it.

Dude, your ceiling is, like,

You were like a tiny little flower seed and I was clenching you in my fist.

- Library. - Book place.

Already got cum on the mattress, dawg.

only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me?

- Yeah. That's convenient. - Yes, it is convenient.

and get married, right, Rooster?

- This is crazy! - You made the leap, man!

- Yo, what the fuck, bro? - Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude?

Can I have your gun? It's bigger.

I've been running like crazy!

Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah.

No. You're gonna have an awesome time, too, because I'm gonna make sure of it.

The Ghost is right there, okay? He's about to meet up with the supplier.

Fuck. How are we gonna catch him now?

We're trying to see that product.

I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot.

And connects with McQuaid!

Because this is a college seminar, and that's how college seminars work.

- Mercedes? - You're coming with me.

Same assignment.

and you just got to keep hammering ceilings.

Mah name jeff Bottom text

Easy, bitch. My hands are hurting.

I'm so focused, dude.

- I'm on it. - I got it.

Okay, you see this? This is strong.

I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay?

He's under a lot of pressure at work.

"Waving my hands a lot!

How was the sex for you? It was fun for me. It was a good time.

Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia.

Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.

and you're like, "Oh, my gosh, I'm alone. Would anyone ever love me?" or whatever.

And the dealers check out the books.

Yeah, balls deeper. Jinx. Buy me a Coke.

You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!

- Give me some. - Come on!

light the torch!

Hey, you want to be friends?

I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like

Hey, listen, there's a grenade in my shorts. Can you reach it?

- Just touch it. - I'm scared.

Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer.

Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.

Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life!

This is what we have to do to win their trust.

Stairs are so much faster.

Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come?

I mean, was this really your entire plan? Coming in here with no backup?

but every possible time you can do something dumb,

I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it.

I don't like the idea of us doing stuff separately.

What the fuck yall doing,yall rationing around here!!

We have a thing and it's good, and...

- I'm gonna take the shot. - Don't take the shot.

He's got the drugs!

Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep.

Your mama done found a table she want.

He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles.

Dude, I'm in. I'm all in.

and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information.

We're brothers, too.

Look, if you... If you want to,

"Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy."

Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend

You're more messed up than Cynthia was,

My name is Heff

It was just like, "What am I hearing?