Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is there blood in my eye? - Oh, my God. Are you all right?

Fuck this. I'm not doing this.

I’m like a hit it, continue to hit it...

How about a flight academy?

- You ready? - Yeah.

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And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a B-minus.

Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too.

You don’t need to drill so many holes

Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now.

Look, it's me, Zook.

We're here, as well.

Attacking them and San Ricardo and stuff is "The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama

Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful Zook.

Sow our cop oats.

I'm, like, basically done fucking watching your shit all the fucking time.

A relationship is something that requires constant work.

BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN MOTHERFUCKER

No, no, no, I got this.

Rookie Fucked the captians "Daughter"

This is a work in progress.

That is not happening right now! No!

- Do we have company? - Yeah!

It's gonna be super fun. All right? Same as last time.

She was a student at MC State.

Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm glad you said something.

- Freeze, bitch. - Thank God.

I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest.

I'm, like, a "hit it, continue to hit it both physically and emotionally" kind of guy, so...

I'll see you later.

Are you kidding me, Yangs? Are you fucking high?

Say something cool when you throw it!

This is our city.

and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.

Coming to the stage, we got...

Let's see what you got.

Bitch, please. I ain't going nowhere with you.

Yeah, I'm so sorry, this...

Pull yourself up here.

So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities, ask around about the drug

I thought it was a pretty good idea.

What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop?

Get out of the car! Get on the ground!

That guy is harmless, dude. Look at him, he's nice.

This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private.

Well, it's definitely harder to get drugs. I can personally tell you that.

Ready? Set, hut!

You're a fucking genius, dude.

I'm the first person in my family to pretend to go to college.

Did you really just check to see if you were wearing your badge?

- Shit! That's the Ghost. - The Ghost?

You got to decide, "Do I just keep doing the same thing,

No, the fucking dumbest possible thing is letting two cops blah-blah-blah

I actually think it's really powerful.

Black market exotic animals, just like we expected to be in there.

I'm on spring break.

While, yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and...

Well, they gave us a picture, so we do have that.

That helmet looks kind of lame.

Tell me about it.

begin to be crushed by the trash compactor of sadness.

You should see if she knows who sold her drugs.

That's what you want?

Yo, Sleepy! What's up, homie?

you're dead to all of us.

You think it's possible that

You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection.

Well, history happens...

Cynthia, that girl who died, she used to come here all the time, right?

Oh, my God! This is...

And, like, "Do I know anyone who would care if I just ever came out of this room or not?"

- Yeah! - Fuck, yeah!

You made it, dude. Did you get Mercedes?

Want to fight like a man?

I'm not doing this, okay? All right?

What? What are you gonna do?

- Thrusting and pumping. - Okay.

So this is the girl?

You're literally wearing your badge.

Hey, dude, where are you? We're warming up. The game's about to start.

These are my parents.

- I'll shoot both of you. - Darling.

Schmidt, come on! Let's go!

Okay, does anybody have anything they want to share?

When they don’t like Depeche Mode

Maybe we should just... We should just branch out.

Okay, okay, Okay-

UNC: How's your classes going, Doug?

and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying,

So now this department has invested

This look like some shit Iron Man would have. Shit's expensive!

You're fucking Mr and Mrs Smith-ing me.

You go handle the Ghost. He's on the roof.

That's not true. I have a serious girlfriend.

What if Captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really, really, really hard?

Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.

I don't have a single lead.

Let's hear it once again, MC State, for your Dynamic Duo.

I've never tried to kiss you.

I'm Trent. My pants are filled with doody."

Please respond to my text.

- He won't hold my hand. - I'm not doing it.

We’re talking bourbon we’re talking bourbon We’re talking knob creek

- I got somebody. - What?

- Yeah, right. - I enjoyed it.

Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier that you didn't acknowledge...

I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!

My Human Sexuality class is blowing my mind.

No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing.

- Hey, Jenko. - What?

- Don't move. - Fuck. All right.

It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 a.m., so...

Fuck you brain!

"Julia Roberts!

Is it okay if we just talk?

Shit! You have the right to remain silent...

"Gay" is okay. "Homosexual," maybe.

I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot.

- Okay, I got it, I got it. - That's fine.

Boy, you lucky you even graduating.

He teamed up with a Mexican cartel and they're running all this shit through the port.

Things are different since you didn't go to college.

leaning up against each other in perfect balance.

It's not coming down!

And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget.

Your ass look like you about 50.

I'm gonna throw up.

So we don't have to think about him any more.

That's Schmidt being a little bitch.

I want you to question what I'm saying.