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WANDA JORDON IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST CON ARTISTS AROUND.
JUST THE SAME AS HE GOT BORED WITH WANTIN' TO BE A DANCER,
AND TURNED OVER A WHOLE NEW LEAF
(Rerun) MOTHER NATURE! MOTHER NATURE!
DON'T WORRY, BABY. TOMORROW, WHILE ALL THOSE POOR, MISGUIDED FOOLS
SHE DIDN'T ASK FOR ONE PENNY.
NOW, RERUN, YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.
RAJ, IS SOMETHIN' THE MATTER, MAN?
AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
AND HERE'S ENOUGH MONEY FOR BOTH OF YOU. NOW GOODBYE, CHILDREN.
RERUN, UH, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS RALPH.
OH, RALPH IS LETTUCE.
HEY, NOTHING. HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY, WE GO TO THE MOVIES, BUDDY?
WE WORSHIP MOTHER NATURE.
LIKE GIVE HER MONEY FOR THAT RELIGION?
YOU KNOW, LIFE-IS-LOVE COULD HAVE PICKED ANY OF US,
BUT RERUN, I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING BY ALL THIS.
THAT'S ABU.
OF SIN AND MONEY BY MIDNIGHT.
DWAYNE, THE AMOUNT IS NOT IMPORTANT,
OVER A PRETTY FACE.
ESPECIALLY SINCE I NO LONGER HAVE ANY NEED FOR MONEY.