Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[sighs] -[sirens wailing in the distance]

Well, can we rejoin AV Club next semester?

Why not? You exploited your nightmare of a childhood for that docu-special,

"Bringing the news straight to you."

I don't think you know how cameras work.

-And Eugene just gets off scot-free? -I don't see him in this photo.

-I mean, the kiss… the kiss was great. -Really?

Okay, well, at least let us do the talking, okay?

[Tully] Hey. It's me.

I just knew I had to go and get her.

Bud, I know you never check your messages,

-Maybe. -[Tully] That's insane.

-Plus, I can hear you through the walls. -Oh God. [sighs]

but if by some chance you get this, please call me back.

Yeah, stupid man.

This focus group is stuck in my head.

Obviously, you're fired.

-I'm almost done. -[Tully sighs]

-[Theo] Hello. Hope I'm not interrupting. -Hey.

[Kate] I'm sorry. I left some papers on the toaster oven.

[Tully chuckles]

[echoing] I mean, Come on, sweetie, use a curling iron. [chuckles]

That isn't true. She's covering for me. I did it.

[Kate chuckles]

Yesterday, there was a break-in on campus.

Jean Enersen is the best anchor in Seattle.

I mean, that's not totally true.

Okay, let's get some first impressions, just off the top of our heads. Go. Yes.

She was working on the focus group stuff, and I invited my boyfriend to hang out.

I thought Marah was going to a movie with Ashley.

Best line in a movie ever.

And it's the last day of summer. We deserve to have some fun.

It works because it's you.

Well, tonight's date number four, and, Tul, he's amazing.

Everyone's good. And on the bright side, I got a date with a fireman for next week.

I guess this is goodbye.

[funky music plays]

[in southern accent] Death row activists protest outside Duffy's Prison,

But worst of all,

Listen, I need you to know I never meant for any of this to happen.

-This is Theo, by the way. -Hello.

-♪ We don't need to say goodbye… ♪ -[Tully sighs]

Well, I'm gonna take you for a very stiff drink.

I guess I just needed a push.

[sucks teeth] I guess burnt coffee's better than no coffee-- Holy shit!

Well, I am paying a price too, Kate.

Uh, Kate, could I talk to you?

Mom, please. Just talk to her, please.