Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just knew I had to go and get her.

That isn't true. She's covering for me. I did it.

-Maybe. -[Tully] That's insane.

I mean, that's not totally true.

I thought Marah was going to a movie with Ashley.

Jean Enersen is the best anchor in Seattle.

Yesterday, there was a break-in on campus.

Uh, Kate, could I talk to you?

Bud, I know you never check your messages,

Mom, please. Just talk to her, please.

And it's the last day of summer. We deserve to have some fun.

I guess this is goodbye.

Well, I'm gonna take you for a very stiff drink.

[sucks teeth] I guess burnt coffee's better than no coffee-- Holy shit!

[funky music plays]

She was working on the focus group stuff, and I invited my boyfriend to hang out.

but if by some chance you get this, please call me back.

Best line in a movie ever.

Listen, I need you to know I never meant for any of this to happen.

I don't think you know how cameras work.

Okay, let's get some first impressions, just off the top of our heads. Go. Yes.

Why not? You exploited your nightmare of a childhood for that docu-special,

"Bringing the news straight to you."

-This is Theo, by the way. -Hello.

I guess I just needed a push.

It works because it's you.

[Kate] I'm sorry. I left some papers on the toaster oven.

Obviously, you're fired.

Okay, well, at least let us do the talking, okay?

This focus group is stuck in my head.

Well, tonight's date number four, and, Tul, he's amazing.

-And Eugene just gets off scot-free? -I don't see him in this photo.

-I mean, the kiss… the kiss was great. -Really?

-I'm almost done. -[Tully sighs]

Everyone's good. And on the bright side, I got a date with a fireman for next week.

-♪ We don't need to say goodbye… ♪ -[Tully sighs]

-[sighs] -[sirens wailing in the distance]

Yeah, stupid man.

[Tully] Hey. It's me.

[Kate chuckles]

-[Theo] Hello. Hope I'm not interrupting. -Hey.

But worst of all,

Well, I am paying a price too, Kate.

[echoing] I mean, Come on, sweetie, use a curling iron. [chuckles]

[Tully chuckles]

Well, can we rejoin AV Club next semester?

[in southern accent] Death row activists protest outside Duffy's Prison,

-Plus, I can hear you through the walls. -Oh God. [sighs]