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especially if you're a little more flexible on your end.
You're a wackadoo, Donaghy.
and nice to his mother.
This is gender inequity out the yang.
Come to think of it, I saw a white judge
What?
But I respect his decision.
I'll meet you on the other side with a drink.
Hilarious Hilarious
I love coming here.
Then Avery called and made an offer I couldn't refuse.
Well...
Here are the bullet points.
The Post will love it.
Yeah, well, Tracy is a buffoon. That Is A 15th Century Term For A Black Pirate. Racist!
I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher
yet anxiety-producing.
I get why it's on your mind.
You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America
What?
Buddy, will you call Toofer and talk some sense into him?
Mrs. Doubtfire "shimself" could not do this.
And you're going to hate this one.
because I am confident, open, and positive.
There's a Lee Marvin marathon on Turner Classics.
I've got to go.
I'm coming back from a singles Dodgeball match, okay?
Eat it, bitch!
Do you even know who Lee Marvin is?
This is your future.
Peanut butter and Miller High Life.
And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame
because white people no longer feel sorry for us?
Meanwhile, I'm reading a book called
I'm just saying, are we kidding ourselves with this?
No, I have singles wine and cheese tonight.
Nah, I'm telling you, Dotcom.