Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I have singles wine and cheese tonight.

And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame

There's a Lee Marvin marathon on Turner Classics.

Buddy, will you call Toofer and talk some sense into him?

The Post will love it.

Yeah, well, Tracy is a buffoon. That Is A 15th Century Term For A Black Pirate. Racist!

yet anxiety-producing.

I'm coming back from a singles Dodgeball match, okay?

Nah, I'm telling you, Dotcom.

This is gender inequity out the yang.

because I am confident, open, and positive.

I'll meet you on the other side with a drink.

I get why it's on your mind.

You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

Come to think of it, I saw a white judge

because white people no longer feel sorry for us?

Mrs. Doubtfire "shimself" could not do this.

Hilarious Hilarious

Here are the bullet points.

Meanwhile, I'm reading a book called

And you're going to hate this one.

I love coming here.

I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher

This is your future.

I've got to go.

and nice to his mother.

Peanut butter and Miller High Life.

Then Avery called and made an offer I couldn't refuse.

especially if you're a little more flexible on your end.

You're a wackadoo, Donaghy.

I'm just saying, are we kidding ourselves with this?

But I respect his decision.

Do you even know who Lee Marvin is?