Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is a great chance to teach the kids responsibility.

but I think once I learn all the songs-

Anything on the old noodle?

Uh, anyway, I got to go.

Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music, you know?

Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.

Ah, don't tell me. You need a cup of sugar.

Hey. Thanks, everybody, for coming out.

Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads.

Smart dog. I hate to break it to you, but I think all dogs can do that.

I should warn you. He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.

Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band plays an under-21 club...

I'm not in the mood for jokes right now, although you nailed that.

What, because I'm gay, I'm just gonna want to play show tunes?

I'll always remember him as the stranger holding my baby.

Something up? Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high.

Hey, what's with the big sweater at a concert? Is that a gay thing?

Yeah, we gotta fix this. Ay.

Hey, Son, working hard?

It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

Can I talk to you for a second? Sure.

♪ Coursing through my veins ♪

I don't want to drag the house along with me. [Chuckles]

Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?