Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want to drag the house along with me. [Chuckles]

Something up? Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high.

What, because I'm gay, I'm just gonna want to play show tunes?

Hey, Son, working hard?

This is a great chance to teach the kids responsibility.

Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music, you know?

Hey, what's with the big sweater at a concert? Is that a gay thing?

but I think once I learn all the songs-

Uh, anyway, I got to go.

Can I talk to you for a second? Sure.

I'll always remember him as the stranger holding my baby.

I'm not in the mood for jokes right now, although you nailed that.

I should warn you. He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.

♪ Coursing through my veins ♪

Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.

Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Hey. Thanks, everybody, for coming out.

It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

Smart dog. I hate to break it to you, but I think all dogs can do that.

Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads.

Anything on the old noodle?

Ah, don't tell me. You need a cup of sugar.

Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band plays an under-21 club...

Yeah, we gotta fix this. Ay.