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Yeah, and that's not a judgment on other people's choices.
Would you wear pants to breakfast, for crying out loud?
Honey, you don't want to put her through that.
You know what? No. I'm not gonna let these fellas down. I made a commitment.
Well, you know, I'm-I'm with the band.
Well, the plan was...
We have a new rule- no sleeping in the bedroom. [Chuckles]
you are hotter than a Las Vegas sidewalk on the Fourth of July.
I wonder if that's why my old man did it.
I believe this belongs to you.
Hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her.
- Oh, I shall. I shall. - I miss this. Get in here.
[Chuckles] Nah. Just, uh-
Can't take my eyes off that dog for a second.
It's like the Golden Gate Bridge.
but I think I might have actually gotten even closer with my dad.
- Yeah. Totally awesome, man. - Heck of a gig.
These are some songs we wrote.
♪♪ [Drum Solo]
I thought I was showing concern and- No. Right there.
Oh, geez.
♪ I heard you screamin' my name I'm goin' insane ♪
No, because you're old.