Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the water would find tributaries and sort of...

It's... they've offered me a lead in a drama.

my dad would plan the route, you know,

And I'm gonna come up with her tomorrow, so you'll see me then.

- I can't come back tomorrow. - Is this man troubling you?

Alan Partridge.

I mean, look, that is incredible.

Careful, you were going to Jimmy Saville then,

- Who is it? - Michael Caine.

I'm not a good businessman.

I mean, this is kind of, sort of, you know, outdoorsy.

"Who is this guy?

Well, don't you find it exhausting,

But that's not a problem for me, why?

but I don't think... I don't think it was as accurate

Yeah, I miss you too, Mimi!

And the features that we're looking at,

Come, we shall walk together.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

The traveler returns.

He could not realize all"...

You know, it's kind of enjoyable.

Looks not unlike yourself in that picture.

if that's all right with you.

It's nice to, you know, nice to get an offer like that.

Very interesting.

Four bodies in a morgue. I'm out there every fucking day.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Get your lowest... - Well, yes!

- No, we work together. - Okay.

I just never figured I would, you know, and...

I mean, I'd be happy to sleep here.

Hey, Rob. Steve.

and show us on the map what the route was,

you have no sense of geography.

The dream is happening right now.

Roger Moore. Kenneth Moore.

It's a different Bolton, Rob.

Lovely place to grow up, you know?

No, none of that. Heavy petting.

you would have been better than Geoffrey Rush.

[sheep bleating]

I'm stuck in a box. What are you doing?

That was lovely. Really nice.

If you break your leg, don't come running to me.

by doing impressions

You'll see a number of these little potholes.

You gonna change your clothes?

Constructive fun time, all right?

You should say "ooh."

I'm... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

gosh, to curl up in my basket

No, sir! No, sir! I shall not, ah!

On the way, I had a bit of a Zulu,

If you need anybody to carry your bags around.

Are you seriously saying you were abused as a child

That's right, yeah. Yeah.

Your apple Breton with lemon sorbet

Have you been here, around this area for a while, or...

It's not expected.

Have I told you this?

and I'd sleep there very happily.

Listen, I think I'm gonna have a line.

Okay. How's the trip?

It's pretty high, isn't it?

Yeah, well, not sure about that, but anyway...

- Yeah. - [normal voice] In the box.

Are you ready to order?

This is it. This is it.

I'm not gonna... I don't know.

I know. It's magical.

So I need you to talk to him,

This is... well, this is...

Eastern European waitresses up there.

Where exactly are you at the moment?

I mean, Michael almost doesn't have to say the words.

shaken, not stirred.

- Come in. - Thank you very much.

Somebody will shout that out. One of my Welsh relatives.

Sleep well, my brother.

- How are you? - I'm okay. I'm fine, yeah.

at an Endeavor meeting, and someone brought my name up,

- Come on through into... - Oh, a conservatory.

Golly. Thank you.

This is Mr. Brydon.

It means "long valley" in Viking.

It's a bit too bright.

That is how he talks now. Right?

Oh, Christ's sakes.

No, no, no, the other one.

in the Batman movies and in Harry Brown...

the Yorkshire Dales.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

I think you could play it. Of course you could play it.

You don't want to talk about it.

He could have turned down the award.

and they say, you know,

I like him a lot."

I love Mischa, and I want to be with her,

any award, anything like that.

Beautiful, yeah.

Sound like a Scouse submarine.

Right, okay, well, it's five past.

I don't know why...

Yeah, you get momentum when you're going downhill.

- More readily? - You know why that is?

I don't understand that.

Thank you, Brother Rob.

rolling from their mountain springs with soft inland murmur.

Well, Mischa is unavailable.

and you sound a bit like Billy Connolly.

The only thing that babbles is a brook.

Hope you get reception again sometime soon.

- And soupy. - Thank you.

Well, I'm really sorry.

# Life rebuilding #

You might touch my bottom.

but would have some discomfort.

[as Sean Connery] I'd like a...

You want some of that?

[line trilling]

I can't do anything when you're stuck over there,

[adopts German accent] # I played all my cards #

Okay, service. Table six, scallops.

Yeah, and you'll always imagine,

I'm very consistent with my maintenance, Rob.

That you're a bit of a cunt.

can go take a look at Dove Cottage.

Yeah, well, same word.

I don't want to do British TV.

No, you know, hearing the eulogies.

No riposte from you, 'cause you're dead.

I met the, um, the editor of Esquire,

To bed, for we rise at daybreak!

shaken, but not stirred.

I'm in the Trough of Bowland.

and yet, you know, right now, we're in a warm period,