Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One. One. I do one.

I'm telling you something useful about what's made this...

Whoa! Look at that!

Where have you been?

I would just love to do a costume drama in these hills,

because it goes from the terrible to the wonderful.

Yeah, he's just trying to be funny.

It's for The Observer Magazine.

When it gets loudly... It gets very loud indeed!

We're going through a bit of a hiatus.

You know what that means?

Cowardice is a lifetime of affliction.

Well, he is funny, isn't he?

Ha-ha. Hey, Matt. How you doing?

who finds it very hard to get off after he's eaten cheese,

I'm very good. Are you all right?

- This is your year. - I hope so.

You'll... Ooh! Ooh!

Yeah, whereas you are widely regarded

What can I say?

# Like I used to kiss you? #

I'm from the North.

He's living at the council estate

All right, I would do it like this.

What's happening? What's happening?

I don't know. Five. Five.

Then, of course, with this one,

be careful what you say.

I'm thinking about it. I was thinking it through.

I tilt at them.

I think when they're good, they're really good.

No, that's been done.

Should it go the other way.

# Thinking I belonged there #

I've missed you.

- Let's have a hug. - Okay. All right.

Why do people have to be like that?

Five years have passed.

It's a metaphor!

Okay, yeah. Okay.

Thank you very much.

# Always danger #

Why are we going so early?

- All right. - Everything's fine.

desperately trying to legitimize his life

They're stupid.

- Yes. Yes. - To loosen up, sire.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Right. I don't do impressions.

I'm doing good, man. How are you?

- Righto. - Thanks. Cheerio.

Well, it's none of my business, but I thought she was very unreasonable.

So how long have you worked here?

[maniacal laughter]

and become a prostitute?

[as Francisco Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

Small man in the box that you do.

"We should have done this when he was alive.

- Have a good time. - Give a little wave to you.

[as Pacino] What do you got?

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

[straining] # La, ti #

an illness the child would recover from

I've had one of his friend's parents call me

His name is William.

where Alph, the sacred river, ran

Gentlemen, have you decided what you'd like?

Nice to meet you.

I don't like being away from you.

and, yeah, it's all right.

- That's not my accent. - No, it's not.

Misty moor, really, but, you know...

You've met Mischa, haven't you?

- All right. - Well, thank you very much.

- Sorry. - Okay.

There's a lot of bumpy roads up there.

and you're in a place, it puts great pressure on your family,

you can say whatever you want,

so he was the only man looking after all these children

I thought we'd go M1, M6, come off at junction 31,

Ah, you know Sally and Chloe.

- Did it? - Yeah.

Do you like that racist generalized interpretation

[as Pacino] Maybe you're right.

# But I was a fool #

I'm, er... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

And possibly his bedroom as well.

I ramble through the hills and occasionally

I'm not asking you to go on holiday with me

you know, enjoy yourself at the weekend.

So you'll know that it started off life in the Bahamas

- Just be... shush. - Okay. All right.

There's only one room.

So they're picking clothes.

Yeah, well, yeah.

This looks lovely.

I'm not. No. I'm 44.

Making a joke, yeah.

[camera shutter clicks]

# Re, mi, fa, sol #

they would both suit me fine.

Although, I admit,

All right. Don't talk.

That's all I'm saying.

- Hello. - This is Rob.

What, so I'm a tortoise?

Not gonna finish there, are you?

I'll be honest,

Yes, but not in the same way as...

- Pork will do that to you. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[both imitating orchestral piece]

Please? We've come from London.

I mean, if it was a choice between winning an award

that he actually had sent any money back,

- That's good. - Yeah. I know.

that she has no self-confidence.

Right, now, this is how he sounds now.

and I've not eaten a single thing.

Can there be any more chocolate?

Lyn, Lyn, where are my crampons?

# The winner takes it all #

I've got proper walking gear.

Steve Coogan. Hey, man.

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.

I like the way you laugh at that

road wearing and all the rest of it,

[maniacal laughter]

Yeah, it's called Pathological.

[cattle lowing]

there's bells ringing all over the place here.

and it's got the face of Michael Sheen.

Being cooked in your own juice.

'Cause Coleridge was off on his travels.

[as Allen] I used to daydream constantly as a kid, you know,

Those look all right, you know.

[as Caine] I say Michael Caine used to talk like this