Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 9:30 on the dot.

and then and only then, sire, go thee to bed.

You'd be better off going anti-clockwise.

[phone ringing]

- Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to see you.

"Academy Award winner, Steve Coogan."

She was only 16 years old. She was only 16...

through caverns measureless to man down to a soundless sea.

because behind every little, pithy, vaguely amusing joke

You still go on dates, do you?

[belching] pleasure from killing as I do.

Ah, you saucy boy.

The fields are gay

No, he wouldn't, but I mean, if they'd been around...

If you were to allow your child to have an illness,

She was only 15 years old.

You need the right film.

And when it's not done well, it's very frustrating.

This is just...

Younger women because of their life-giving qualities,

There was a lot of heat in my scallops.

Sleep the sleep of 1,000 martyrs.

Yeah, we're very fortunate today.

Oh, it's lovely.

If only to pad out the numbers, you know.

I don't want to listen to you all the time.

# The winner takes it all #

It's not a metaphor! Fuck.

It's going really well, I think.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

as well as shredded radishes

and he won't go to school.

Excellent. Let's move on. Good.

and you're, like, some guy who's, like,

[authoritative voice] Gentlemen, to bed.

followed by duck, lamb encore.

He found it very difficult.

[as small man] I don't think you should say that.

A big block of ice, say, a kilometer thick,

- No, that's not far from here. - Oh, really?

I'm fucking brilliant!

has come down... several octaves.

I think three days should be the maximum

and you can look at my live video to prove...

Beautiful, yeah.

it's something that we enjoyed a long time ago.

like, Wuthering Heights...

I guess I got in at, like, 3:00 or 4:00 maybe.

It was a lovely poem.

about who I've met before and who I haven't,

with an urban landscape.

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

# Endless talking #

and that'll take us almost all the way to Cartmel.

going on about the French Revolution.

Thank you, Brother Rob.

"and awe for the skill, imagination, and restraint

[mumbled] Can you see them receding?

so yes, I live nearby.

in one of the tourist shops around here.

I'd like a vodka martini, shaken, but not stirred.

Now, listen, you take care of yourself.

I'm gonna cut to the chase.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

[as Pacino] What do you mean it's not looking good?

[normal voice] Fucking yeah.

- And yours? - Steve.

Mmm. What's yours like?

He was Swedish.

She was lovely.

11 years. Something like that.

[gravelly voice] And all of the cigars

- Yes. - Yeah, I heard it.

Yeah, Michael Sheen.

Rob's being, you know, sort of a pain in the ass,

of what life is.

onto the limestone, which is calcium carbonate.

Between three, it's terrific.

"at the rate he set off.

Are you Steve Coogan?

spending a lot of time over there, though.

[phone ringing]

You know, I was actually in that film?

If I sort of do this Hugh Grant, might that sort of...

Yes, well, it's as broad as it's long, isn't it?

Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt about it!"

'Cause you're panicking. You know I'm about to...

[clears throat]

Right. Okay. Where is he from?

Okay, can you get phone reception around here?

"from the fiendish dream,

I'll ring you, okay?

This is Langdale.

What, Jeremy Clarkson?

and they want to work with the genius.

I'd like to play...

[laughs] Thank you.

Your roast cod with truffle ravioli

You wouldn't be able to come back with your man in a box

Oh, Wuthering Heights. Yeah.

- Really? - Great.

This is a wild and windy moor.

They're gonna pay for everything,

everything's exhausting when you're past 40.

[attempting to mimic sound]

The Scotts, Tony and Ridley,

" And less could not fix his desultory ambition.

They gave me an assignment in Las Vegas.

What, that's...

you can have some reception there.

Should be a reservation under the name "Coogan."

because I'd rather have these moments of genius

If I can avoid it.

Well, the Farrelly brothers want to work with you, okay?

Right, and did we do something afterwards?

It's so early, shouting like that.

You chose not to be.

Well, I can't leave you in the car.

Your name comes up on the screen.

I have owed to them in hours of weariness...

you know, crank it up a bit.

We don't think... well, there isn't very much evidence

Bobby Moore. Dudley Moore.

I think anyone over 40 who amuses themself

You could have been here with me.

What, do you think I'm gonna go to Las Vegas

All you can do is do something someone's done before

'cause I've seen so many horrors that I'm just immune to it.

Okay. You sure you don't want one?

We rise at daybreak.

Yolanda, did... have we met before?

- Are you all right? - Yeah, fine.

No, he's the man who comes and does my boiler.