Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you know, the North,

Fantastic. It's fascinating stuff.

Particles that exhibit quantum behavior: I'm trapped in a box.

I've got, you know, crampons.

[muffled] as I do.

Rob was an interesting guy,

Very nice indeed, yeah.

Yeah, but I'm just sharing a bit of information.

Oh, right. Okay, yes. A lone walker.

and helped us avoid confronting the harsh realities

Enjoy your starters.

- Not to... - What kind of illness?

400 million years ago.

and that is garnished

[as Raymond Babbitt] Oh, I'm an excellent director.

- Physically? - Yes.

at dinner parties.

Sleep well, my sister, but please,

Well, yes, but...

What, to launch an iPhone app with your...

from some of his very good art house films

Good, isn't it?

Yeah, is Mischa with you? Is she enjoying it?

The bathroom is just over there.

Although he made me laugh and made us all laugh, I think,

Why are we listening to this?

Beautiful room.

and the wives as well.

- Hi, it's me. - Hi, how are you?

and a bathroom.

No, of course not.

when he gets very emotional indeed.

[as Grant] This really is excellent.

She told me what happened the other night.

I just imagined myself pointing my knife upside down

[stammering] you get just as much pleasure

So give me a call when you can, right?

Why'd you have to do it in Ian McKellan's voice?

- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?

I was having awful dreams, really bad dreams.

like it's not a possibility.

- Hey, listen... - I'm gonna be late, okay?

the Bronte sisters' house, it's not so far.

and he will get back to you as soon as he can.

[as Sheen] Hello.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

I've been telling people I'm 41 for three years.

the reality of life, and so when I think of Rob,

Did you cement Anglo-Polish relations?

I never smoked.

Ooh, and a daughter. She's a bonnie lass.

We just wondered if we could pop inside

I'm just saying...

That's all good sport.

I'm sorry, Rob.

There are cottages for the staff at the main house,

What other latecomers? I can't see anyone.

I'm just... my chin's okay, right?

I play for Benny and Bjorn.

It was a very un-cynical kind of music.

but you give me all that.

- [as Connery] So do you. - No.

# The winner takes it all #

Well, it's none of my business,

# I played all my cards #

They used to think this was a collapsed cave,

is a bit like snot, but it tastes great.

Where are you now?

Now you sound like the Nazis from Inglourious Basterds.

Golly, that does look nice.

# Though it's hurting me #

I don't think I'll talk to you later, but at some point, okay?

In a manner of speaking.

there was something about him that was lost,

Sorry, I didn't realize we were into Oprah Winfrey territory.

'cause it's so up there with the best stuff.

Alex James said he celebrated his 20th birthday with alcohol,

both: # Does it feel the same #

Was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child?

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

compared with our good departed friend Rob Brydon.

I've had to put up with this all week.

No, there's no beautiful Northern waitresses.

- Christy Moore. - Christy Moore.

You know, it's like I keep telling you,

You really shouldn't...

You're stuck in a metaphor!

You're a big man, but you're out of shape.

- I'm not saying... - Whatever.

I am the scallops.

I suppose, you would describe it.

"What joy it was to be alive,

Yeah, and Michael Sheen gets them all.

Uh, is she your assistant?

Give me a ring, and we'll, you know, we'll get together.

so you could learn that poem?

Must be exhausting, keeping all this going all the time.

Excuse me. Sorry.

associate that kind of music normally

I don't work with mainstream Hollywood directors.

# Dee-ba dee bop bop bop ba-dah #

Look, the reason I was doing this trip

You're terrible.

Would you come to my funeral? Would you turn up, do you think?

It's called... let me give you the info here.

I get it when I'm stressed.

"Fucking hell, it's David Frost."

Well, this is what I would wear if I was,

I'm not at a level that any human could notice.

but there were more than talks about talks.

It was a shock to all of us when he started performing.

So are you friends or...

Coleridge left quite quickly after he moved here,

There's, like, a little study area,

She was only 28

[phone ringing]

I would happily throw all my awards in a river,

but it's 500 years in the past,

once you've achieved greatness, to match that.

Well, I'll go on the sofa if you want, if it's...

- Try and get the lines right. - All right. I know.

And a lot of the people that are thought of as great had...

I thought he'd be perfectly suited for here.

- Okeydoke. - Bye-bye.

like I've got nothing else to offer.

That's what I've chosen

Wake up. Smell the coffee, all right?

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

and a chocolate and caramel tart.

All right, listen, love you.

[as small man] if my friend and I

Couldn't cope with the domesticity of life.

Yes, he's an actor.

No, really, I enjoyed making love last night.