Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

Yeah, but I'm just sharing a bit of information.

[stammering] you get just as much pleasure

No, of course not.

Did you cement Anglo-Polish relations?

and helped us avoid confronting the harsh realities

Yes, he's an actor.

- Hey, listen... - I'm gonna be late, okay?

All right, listen, love you.

and the wives as well.

Fantastic. It's fascinating stuff.

Well, yes, but...

Well, this is what I would wear if I was,

Good, isn't it?

What, to launch an iPhone app with your...

"What joy it was to be alive,

I am the scallops.

I'm just... my chin's okay, right?

Ooh, and a daughter. She's a bonnie lass.

I'm sorry, Rob.

[as Sheen] Hello.

but you give me all that.

There are cottages for the staff at the main house,

I'm not at a level that any human could notice.

Couldn't cope with the domesticity of life.

Why are we listening to this?

[as Grant] This really is excellent.

I suppose, you would describe it.

Sleep well, my sister, but please,

It was a very un-cynical kind of music.

In a manner of speaking.

but there were more than talks about talks.

I just imagined myself pointing my knife upside down

# Though it's hurting me #

# The winner takes it all #

Yeah, and Michael Sheen gets them all.

I play for Benny and Bjorn.

You're a big man, but you're out of shape.

Oh, right. Okay, yes. A lone walker.

and a bathroom.

Although he made me laugh and made us all laugh, I think,

when he gets very emotional indeed.

I've been telling people I'm 41 for three years.

compared with our good departed friend Rob Brydon.

So are you friends or...

- Christy Moore. - Christy Moore.

[as small man] if my friend and I

Uh, is she your assistant?

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

Now you sound like the Nazis from Inglourious Basterds.

Enjoy your starters.

I've got, you know, crampons.

# Dee-ba dee bop bop bop ba-dah #

and a chocolate and caramel tart.

[muffled] as I do.

Was there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child?

Golly, that does look nice.

like I've got nothing else to offer.

Where are you now?

Give me a ring, and we'll, you know, we'll get together.

- [as Connery] So do you. - No.

That's all good sport.

What other latecomers? I can't see anyone.

I would happily throw all my awards in a river,

once you've achieved greatness, to match that.

There's, like, a little study area,

Coleridge left quite quickly after he moved here,

I was having awful dreams, really bad dreams.

[phone ringing]

Would you come to my funeral? Would you turn up, do you think?

the reality of life, and so when I think of Rob,

Sorry, I didn't realize we were into Oprah Winfrey territory.

No, really, I enjoyed making love last night.

Must be exhausting, keeping all this going all the time.

Well, it's none of my business,

Wake up. Smell the coffee, all right?

# I played all my cards #

- Not to... - What kind of illness?

I never smoked.

You know, it's like I keep telling you,

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

there was something about him that was lost,

Particles that exhibit quantum behavior: I'm trapped in a box.

You really shouldn't...

I get it when I'm stressed.

She told me what happened the other night.

Very nice indeed, yeah.

That's what I've chosen

you know, the North,

- Okeydoke. - Bye-bye.

She was only 28

It's called... let me give you the info here.

We just wondered if we could pop inside

both: # Does it feel the same #

and he will get back to you as soon as he can.

No, there's no beautiful Northern waitresses.

from some of his very good art house films

Excuse me. Sorry.

Alex James said he celebrated his 20th birthday with alcohol,

- Hi, it's me. - Hi, how are you?

Why'd you have to do it in Ian McKellan's voice?

400 million years ago.

like it's not a possibility.

Rob was an interesting guy,

'cause it's so up there with the best stuff.

the Bronte sisters' house, it's not so far.

I don't think I'll talk to you later, but at some point, okay?

- Physically? - Yes.

Beautiful room.

- I'm not saying... - Whatever.

"Fucking hell, it's David Frost."

The bathroom is just over there.

is a bit like snot, but it tastes great.

And a lot of the people that are thought of as great had...

I'm just saying...

You're stuck in a metaphor!

Well, I'll go on the sofa if you want, if it's...

So give me a call when you can, right?

at dinner parties.

They used to think this was a collapsed cave,

- Try and get the lines right. - All right. I know.

associate that kind of music normally

I've had to put up with this all week.

- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?

[as Raymond Babbitt] Oh, I'm an excellent director.

Look, the reason I was doing this trip

I thought he'd be perfectly suited for here.

so you could learn that poem?

I don't work with mainstream Hollywood directors.

but it's 500 years in the past,

Yeah, is Mischa with you? Is she enjoying it?

and that is garnished

You're terrible.

It was a shock to all of us when he started performing.