Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, wow. Thank you very much. Look at that.

- We could not have played... - We? We? We?

"Ooh, I'm weak." Then they're better.

- Yolanda? - Mm-hmm?

[as nasally Caine] No, it's like that, isn't it?

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

All right. Here we are.

I want to do mainstream movies.

"the result was as formulaic as McDonald's

It is. I know. It's true.

That's an octave up from the first "do."

I've never eaten a shellfish broth before.

I've been absolutely silent all the way up here.

"Love is not strong enough to describe what I felt

Yes, that would be lovely.

I'm saying that it can be hard to have a big success.

[normal voice] You know that?

The rocks here were formed 400 million years ago.

there was something...

- Yes, we did. - Okay.

Can we book another room?

You're stuck in a metaphor!

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Australian girl.

It's, uh, it's 12:00, your time.

- About four hours. - Four hours?

She was only 15... She was only 15 years old.

into more action roles.

- Nice view. - Yeah?

I wish you were here.

[as Connolly] Gentlemen, to bed,

Coleridge was a poor sleeper.

She was only 15 years old.

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

that Coleridge slept in and made love in

- Heavy petting. - We draw the line.

- 8:30 for 9:00. - Yes.

And I still don't know any.

The most important thing to me is that I have...

Yeah, I'm aware of, you know...

Shall I prepare the Batmobile, Master Wayne?

He wasn't in Abba.

'Cause she's... she had to go back to America.

and we'd all follow it, you know?

There's only a kind of candlewick bedspread between...

Yeah, it's open.

Pass the time somehow.

I don't run around and chase girls.

Could I have the scallops to start, please?

I'm very impressed with that.

You know it's physically impossible?

So we leave about 8:00, 8:30?

But not sexually.

[as Caine] Rob's was a very entertaining version,

and this local barmaid as my duvet.

I refuse to accept that I'm better than Jack Lemmon,

I know it's not gonna happen.

I think we should go with that.

when you were an altar boy?

Some of the characters.

You're not open to new experiences.

It would have been the perfect place to do it,

Because if he is an actor, in Spain, they dub the films,

just leaping, vaulting over dry stone walls with a scabbard.

Can you say good-bye to Dad?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Yeah, I had a really late night.

[authoritative voice] Right, well,

Who can forget that?

I'm very nearby, yeah.

So I'm just, you know... I'm just with him.

Okay, bye, bye, bye.

and parsnip coulis

- Why? - There'll be moss.

Michael Sheen couldn't do what you do.

There was a summit in my bedroom.

I was just with some friends. You know, it was only a drink.

- She was only 15... - She was only 15 years old.

Ever worked with Michael Mann?

What's the problem, anyway?

Tuna followed by the cod, please.

and I thought she could help me,

I think of you, and I just let him free.

"o'ercome with sufferings strange and wild,

To do... what are you gonna write about?

So is this all right? Look okay?

- Hello. Hi. - Hi.

Always leave at daybreak.

I said, " Knowing my ex-wife,

Someone overheard Nick Stevens

so if the phone begins to move,

covered with a very smooth duck foie gras mousse.

It's not about the destination.

You were just jutting your chin out.

Well, he is when he does that, isn't he?

chocolate tier, chocolate Neapolitan,

Emma, listen, I'm at the inn at Whitewell.

But now to bed, unless you are one of those people, like me,

but remember, death is but a moment.

Nice to meet you.

both: # No self-confidence #

You have to, all right?

[smacking lips]

I'll be about a couple of hours, right?

No, I know. Not at the moment, but...

You can't treat your entire life like a Radio 4 panel show.

Yeah, I've got a TV series in America possibly, so...

You know the other thing they never say is...

It's a good time to be Steve Coogan.

Well, Steve, guess what.

It gets very specific.

Listen, why don't you stop for lunch?

And you know what he's doing.

Who can forget his Tom Jones impression?

[imitating sonar pulse]

[normal voice] You look very worried.

I'm sure people think we're gay.

Have you seen Rob Roy? Liam Neeson in a kilt.

I wouldn't wear that in the hills.

I called you four times last night.

All of her Ss are high.

Do they accommodate you here, or do you have, like...

What's happening with that editing thing,

[as Groucho Marx] You like levity, brevity, and gravity.

[indistinct chatter]

Well, this is lovely.

"the intoxicating dream, the fever, and the madness

What route are you taking?

because it's not a problem

I'm looking forward to being home now.

If you learned that poem, which I appreciate,

It was the most fun I've had without laughing.

Oh, very nice. Very beige.

That's Wordsworth, I think,

Well, on occasions.

This is Hazlett on Coleridge.

I can... you know, if you ever want to see

Wow. Wow. I was up there.

- No, not the conservatory. - No politics, thank you.

your surviving family, to visit you.

Wandered lonely as a cloud.

that I couldn't play David Frost.

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

And of course, they've dissolved into the width

Why do they do that? They always rise at daybreak.