Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, but don't do it as Roger Moore.

You could say that.

It's just... it's all...

Let's remember the other side of Rob,

- Why? - Receding gums.

- Bumless chums. - Bumless chums.

over sort of hundreds of million years.

Yeah, I got a missed call.

Reminds me of the kind of place where,

Okay, good. That all sounds great.

Depends what it is.

Tea for the troops.

That's right. Yeah.

- Yeah, yes. Hi. Hello. Hi. - Nice to see you.

as the king of understatement.

when Mischa was gonna come with me originally,

I let him off the lead, as it were.

Why do you have to do it in that voice?

I find the view is very important.

[normal voice] That sounds... Yeah, sorry.

Ha-ha. It was a hell of a laugh.

I don't know. For a laugh.

- I'm not sure. - I do.

Okay, I will do that today.

You could have written for the show,

That's... yeah. A place called Howarth.

It's really horrible. It's really unpleasant.

for me, I was quite withdrawn also.

"Coogan is a cunt says dad."

# Building me a fence #

just to say I've thought it over,

curled up in his own shit.

You could have a costume drama here, couldn't you?

Yeah, and I'll bring my parents out to look at you,

"Sleep, the wide blessing,

and learning how to get mobility again.

of stole and doublet, hood and scarf,

[mumbling as Caine]

Do you find as you get older...

This is lovely. This is fantastic.

The North could be a different country.

You know, just punched...

and the brandy don't... let me finish...

He might as well be the guy who comes and does his boiler.

Oh, hey. Look at that.

Don't you ever get cold being bottomless?

Is another room under the name "Brydon"?

Taken you for a fool.

you derive just as much pleasure from killing

Yeah, not the same way that Wales does.

[stammering] then you can always...

- Yeah, just in case we... - We're climbing?

It's a bit of a warren here.

It's Steve Coogan. Hey. [laughs]

He was only 16 years old

It's... isn't that beautiful, that?

Possibly laudanum,

Doctor Who? What, is it the baddie?

...and the voice now... - Okay.

You know Steve? You seen Steve lately?

I thought you said you were going with Mischa.

A saddle of Nidderdale lamb with mutton pudding.

I think you strained a little bit.

Do you mind excusing me?

you get just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

[line trilling]

If you need anything, we'll be in reception.

I'm sorry. I messed up.

My career is not mediocre.

So get your ass back here.

# See the danger #

concerned about his behavior at their house,

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

And thus in joyous mood they hie to Bolton's mouldering Priory.

What, cremated him?

You know where I am right now? I'm in a field.

Do you find it exhausting looking after a baby?

on every plate."

growing up in New York, and I never thought, you know,

Well, that is a honey trap for morsels of food.

Nice image, rabbit following a lamb.

Not a lot of people know...

I don't even know what it is,

Well, we should push on, really.

Ha-ha. Very good.

You're living the dream, Steve.

It's the sort of place you'd shoot a Miss Marple.

Just wanted to have a chat, you know, see what's happening.

How's work? Anything coming up?

with Hannah and Her Sisters.

Two... Pavarotti struggles to do five.

in the 1960s, right?

Oh, well, it did stick to the bottom of the pan a bit...

- Very rarely. - [laughs]

than a lifetime of mediocrity.

you enjoy singing an octave just as much as I do.

It's all right.

- Lovely. - Thank you.

in my scallops.

- That's a brook. - Yeah.

- And younger women. - And younger women.

Beautiful, isn't it, eh?

If you haven't heard anything from me in five days,

he's interested in the story I did about the bikers

- Yeah, yeah. - That's worse.

The sun shines bright.

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye. - Cheerio.

Anyone ever asks you to go on a haggis hunt,

- Hey. - Hey, how are you?

[mock laughter]

Although, I admit...

Pacino. De Niro. Michael Mann.

Well, which is the one you liked?

I'll do plenty of Tom Jones when you're dead.

[normal voice] Who'd have thought that would catch on, eh?

Good. Good. Yeah, great.

You've reached the office of Matt Jacobs at WP.

- Good. - Take care.

I'm.. we're just in the Trough of Bowland

before he started going on about daffodils.

- That was the worst... - Okay. All right.

Rob Brydon off the telly.

That's an octave up.

Yeah, but why... it's not my fault her husband's dead.

You never were that attentive at work, were you?

you've got some diced smoked hare

Um... I don't like artichoke. I should just say that.

the bells ring loud with gladsome power.

Yeah, "fwah." Thank you.

leave the window like that so I don't get too hot.

rainwater which combines with carbon dioxide

We should have done this a lot when he was alive,

You didn't call me back.

There's no signal here. You won't get a signal.

to remind you about the photographer.