Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with people in their best array

Did you not sleep well or something?

What's Rob's room like?

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

The North has an identity of itself.

would be thinking about trying to kiss girls.

- Hi. - This is Steve.

You don't have to share a bed tonight.

Yeah, and I'd rather you didn't explain.

Maybe you want to see it?

So I thought we'd take the B5278

coarse base stuff, it dissolves in weak acid,

[as Sheen] How are you?

I would literally be a man in the box.

Wow. It's very nice.

Little oven. "Four" is French for "oven."

No. No Brydons. Sorry.

Please, Christ.

But that has changed, and I say that over the years...

# Don't walk away #

She might say...

I don't dislike it, but I'm never sure about it.

[voice cracking] And you don't do the broken voice

Small man in a box?

The Cheverny and the Chablis Premier Cru.

Oh, that's good.

I think he's, you know, he's interesting.

What do you think is gonna happen?

Hotter than I was expecting.

She's in America at the moment, yeah.

I'm cursed to be flawed in my business ventures, but...

That's 'cause there's risk involved.

So have you made a decision about America?

And then I'll have the pigeon as the main course.

Thank you very much indeed.

Which is the better room?

Yes, none of this "Mr. Coogan" nonsense.

I am glad you didn't. I admire your restraint.

That is where you are so wrong,

But equally, you couldn't play David Frost.

What is that, a sonar?

Yeah, I miss you too.

No, do an octave up.

as well as a light, creamy horseradish sauce.

I'm not annoyed. I just want to look at it.

I can feel my legs. It's a miracle.

older women seem more attractive to you?

To bed. Tomorrow we rise. We leave at 10:00-ish.

Buzz. Yes, you can.

So he, you know, he had to...

I will have the rabbit, please,

One tuna away, please.

So is it all over?

Their days of resting have been and gone.

He could have turned down the Oscar if he refused to accept...

Oh, that's right. I forgot. You're considerably taller.

Oh, it was very nice indeed, yeah.

He came back, though, didn't he?

I mean, you seem to know each other quite well.

are running a celebrity magazine.

Are you seriously saying that you think the North of England...

Why do you do that, eh? Why?

- Very nice. - Yeah, lovely.

Ladies and gentlemen... [shushing]

- Very good. - Absolutely.

Look at that. Very big.

It was five years ago.

It's all right, but the relationship's purely platonic.

Which had joined onto Laurasia, of course,

Okay. All right. Yeah.

Every day I'm there!

with deep-fried globe artichoke leaves

I know. I know. He is, and by default, you are.

Though it'ssss herding me...

I don't know. Maybe before my time maybe.

Hang on. Wait. Wait. Wait. That's not it.

I'm really sorry, sir, but the last admission is 5:00.

Although, I admit...

with a big lump of chicken stuck inside of one of your molars.

Right, I'm gonna call Emma and get to the bottom of this.

both: # The winner takes it all #

Ah, now we glimpse the real man.

"I found it the best restaurant experience over the years.

It's nice. It's nice.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

- Cartmel. - Cartmel.

and again I hear these waters

Richard Burton.

a bit of phone sex?

Cut to the chase. Cut to the chase.

Well, it's got a bit of alcohol in it, so it tastes...

# Though it's herding me #

Let him run round the car park

So they get... "Oh, my stomach.

- Great. Lovely. Okay. - Okay.

he would come out with on Radio 4 panel shows,

Uh, whoever said that doesn't know me very well.

I think the answer's probably I still wouldn't, probably.

Look after mummy. Give me a kiss.

to our congress.

[with Swedish accent] # Now it's hissstory #

You could take her round and show her the gun crime sites.

Oh, sorry. I thought I pressed it.

[as Moore] When I sing an octave up,

That's a big piece of popcorn, isn't it?

No, the family's more important.

[as nasally Caine] Michael Caine speaks to his nose like that.

Yeah, but it gets you there the quickest way.

# Ooh, ba-da, bop bop ba #

Sex without love is an empty experience,

I'd rather be me than you,

[strained voice] Oh, help me.

I felt Sir Ian, coming, as he does, from Bolton,

I have plenty of self-confidence.

Why aren't we using sat nav?

Is there such a thing as an autistic impressionist?

Because I want to take in Bolton Abbey

Haven't launched it. About to launch it.

Well, yeah, because I inhabit the role, sir.

and then on the M56, M6.

I might stick to the bottom of your pan later.

Oh, we thought she'd be coming with you.

It is only open for another half an hour,

- Long? - Almost a year.

# Don't walk away #

It's great. It's great. I mean, yeah... yeah.

No. What? Do...

Gentlemen, your wines.

That's the trouble with you, Rob.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

Old people, at some time... not all old people,

something about him that seemed unable to confront

could I interest you in some rather salacious sort of...

than whoever else the other one was.

Yeah, no, we do read.

What is the weather like today ?

they want to do a movie together.

What's the weather like in Steve Coogan land?

[sheep bleating]

They were always the funny ones, weren't they?

I played Dustin Hoffman.

- Car's locked. - What?

Does he fancy you?

I've got an albatross around my neck,

But there'll be affection there.

You know when someone dies and they go to the funeral