Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I am breathless with admiration, respect,

Um, firmly. On terra firma.

The winner takes it all, Mr. Bond.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at 8:30 for 9:00,

Come, come, Mr. Bond, you derive just as much...

The good news is, I've found the M1.

You emailed me, asked me to call.

and I've not had, gosh, quite such a substantial brew.

[as De Niro] Ain't got it, Al. We can't do it. We can't do it.

I don't want to listen to you all the time,

Put a little bed down there,

Um... yes, I think I would.

[engine turns over]

There's no signal here. What do I do?

You know, sex between two people is a wonderful thing.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we leave at first light.

Well, it would mean

Premier, first, the best.

[gravelly Caine] The voice has gone...

- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes.

Well, broadsheet journalists have described my impressions

This is Mischa.

that you would have preferred

Have you... you haven't separated?

It's a premier. That's good. It's the first of something.

Everything's all right?

Only dogs could detect my hurt.

A movie where De Niro and Pacino

She was only 15... listen to the sound of the voice.

I think that might be the key to your condition.

It's like... I can't believe it's happening.

for knowing your children would live a happy, long...

and have a little look at the cottage.

- Nice to see you. - Hello.

- Your chin is absolutely fine. - Okay.

# And that's what you've done too #

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

and he has asked specifically to come up and take 25, 30 minutes

Well, what if you become a good girl gone bad?

Rob's the substitute girlfriend.

Oh, they... okay.

we've got a goat cheese mousse and a globe artichoke puree,

Great, so they're beautiful

and he won't come back with his man in a box,

Other stimulants supplied the place"...

I could see you perhaps branching out

- It's my American agent. - Sure.

Sleep well, my brother.

[lowering pitch] Michael's voice...

When we would go on holiday as kids,

Now it'ssss hissstory.

and there's a short drive on the A59 to Clitheroe.

[whooshing sounds]

There we go. Come on. Up you jump.

that kind of, like, good girls gone bad Vegas style story.

Is that how it is for you?

but do it better or differently.

'Twill only take 20 minutes, max.

They'd always... their expressions would really match...

I wept as I had been a child."

Oh, there he is straightaway. Look. Hall of fame.

It's okay. We don't... I'm not asking you to do that.

[with Scottish accent] Brother, tomorrow,

Oh, I hope not.

Gentlemen, to bed, for we rise at...

I need a photo exclusive of Katie Price having a botox.

You don't mind... do you mind coming to say...

Well, there's a phone resting on him as well,

with a duet of tapioca-based crackers, spiced popcorn,

He would, like... probably had opium in here maybe.

do not sleep with my sister.

Hey, calm it down. All right. Sorry.

Aye. That was my doing, that was.

Mischa can't come, and I don't want to go alone.

It's good to have mystery about these things.

# Tell me, does she kiss #

It's not as big as yours, but, yeah.

How come you've left your black pudding?

I'm more similar to him.

Oh, no, you are. I would never say anything.

and world famous Malham limestone pavement,

What, they dub the films?

Oh, great. Oh, that's good.

I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass

- My scallops were hot. - There's a joke there.

Think I'm a little old to play him, but I'd like to.

You could write about it.

Hey, Joe, it's dad.

both: # About things we've gone through #

Really appreciate you doing this.

Crikey. Crikey. Crikey. Gosh. This is excellent.

Yockenthwaite, Buckden,

[as Hoffman] I had to do a speech as Dustin Hoffman.

his 30th with drugs, and his 40th with food.

He's probably wearing the crampons now.

but the phone reception sucks.

Hello, hello, there's method in my madness.

Well, look, I'll sign this for William, okay, if...

No. God, no. That was ages ago. No.

you've got some little Manx Queenies,

You've just got to make sure you've got secure footing.

[as Pacino] What do you got?

[adopts German accent] Now it's hurting me,

Yeah, it's on my itinerary.

because they remember meeting me,

and he said, " I wish I'd gotten hold of Steve Coogan

No, you're not the same as him.

He was his usual self.

Yeah, all right. That's not the point.

Check on two covers, lunch menu, please.

Or Bolton Abbey, going on about Bolton Abbey.

When you say it, just don't caricature it.

Doesn't matter about the thyme.

and I'm not gonna do the HBO pilot.

and we rise at just after day... 7:30, so just after daybreak.

but I tolerate him.

and my child being healthy, I would absolutely, you know...

What are you doing? Honestly.

We both missed you.

It doesn't get much better.

Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum.

# Nothing more to say #

- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

I think it does.

No, I don't either. I don't care.

Yeah, I miss you.

Okay. All right. I'll try and sort this out.

That was when he was younger,

It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea.

Yeah, for the photos for the article.

I'm not gonna spend seven years in the U.S.

Sleep well, my sister.

and the lollipops are made out of duck fat with peanuts.

Coleridge. The opium.

Does this look good?

It's incredible.

[as gravelly Caine] Right, so Michael Caine's voice now,

Bloody hell. The waiter could play it.

Oft in lonely rooms 'mid the din of towns and cities

Tastes of a childhood garden.

"seemed to me distemper's worst calamity.

Sleep with my sister.

This is nice, but if I'm being very honest with you,

[nasally voice] I don't care about silly voices.

because that's what they were taking at that time,

I think of him with both a smile

both: # Playing by the rules #