Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In case you wanted to draw a parallel there.

- Ciao. - Okay, bye.

- It is, yeah. - With impressions.

[as Caine] I, on the other hand,

Eh, best actor, Steve.

well, he did become addicted to it.

And sleep well.

on all the other latecomers.

Okay, do an octave up.

The bathroom's through there.

Would you be up for a bit of...

Without the bum.

tomorrow we shall have breakfast.

[as Hugh Grant] Could I... could I... could I...

It has as much of an identity as Wales.

If you really want to pay tribute to him,

I mean, I'm 41.

Oh, shit. I'm late.

If Michael did it, people would go,

- All right, man. How you doing? - Fine, thanks.

It's terrific to meet you.

and a spiced cauliflower.

And let me say this.

" He pursues knowledge as a mistress."

Could you sign this for him?

The Presidency Oscars Everyone’s a winner

[as Connery] When I kill, I kill for queen and country,

Well, it tastes of tomatoes.

[as Connery] They've taken you for a fool.

It’s none of my business, but I thought she was very unreasonable.

[as Caine] She was only... She was only 15 years old.

and the acid derives from the water,

And they always say something like,

So are there lots of pretty Northern waitresses up there?

for we leave at 9:30.

No, I'm just saying, if it did...

along the west bank of Windermere.

Oh, don't run it.

Quite tomato-y.

I have owed to them in times of weariness sensations sweet.

It was a photo shoot for Time Out.

[clears throat]

At the bottom of those little sacks,

Yeah, big, open-face. Happy faces.

although a very hard rock,

They're all Spanish or Polish or from somewhere.

- This would have... - Oh!

- Did it? - Yes.

Oh, that's excellent.

Oh, well, thank you.

Can you... can you talk to Joe?

if they'd have been around.

He doesn't do it for me.

is a cry for help.

No, I'm sorry, but if you go along the lake,

Hey, how's it going?

Michael Sheen couldn't play Pauline Calf.

still running around, going to parties and chasing girls...

You can say, "I would bring him in,

- You want to watch that. - Why?

That's a shiver down my arms whenever I hear that...

As you can see, the sun is now on the other side of the...

Where do you go from there?

I'd ever become a great comedian, you know?

We thought we would go and stay the night at Greta Hall

Tiger to bed For you golf another day

Und that's what you've done too.

Yeah, well, that sounds a bit like I'm lonely.

tackled the subject of Xanadu with varying degrees of success.

singing an octave up with you would be a pleasure.

Sorry, you derive just as much

It's just like my comedy.

And photographs. Tremendous.

What do you mean it's not gonna happen?

- Oh, I'm going. Bye-bye. - Bye. Bye.

# Now it's history #

Oh, yes, please do. I love you.

it's like the tortoise and the hare, all right?

# No more ace to play #

And then the cod. Lovely. Thank you very much.

- Afternoon. - Good afternoon.

I can't get the image of snot out of my head now.

Thank you very much.

Try and do it real.

I'm like a knight, a knight of old, wandering the land...

Now I'm left having to share a room with Rob for the night.

I want to be in films,

A British Don Quixote.

Shut up. Don't tell me how to act.

There's road works all the way from junction 24 to 27.

- Thank you very much. - Was everything okay?

I'll deliver it with a nice bit of understatement.

Look a bit like that guy off Top Gear.

- We can be chummy. - Yeah, yeah, chummy.

I've love to quote your own stuff back at you,

I'll take those for you.

so that I have a headstone, like Elvis,

[as Alan Partridge] Oh, might like to go

No, I'm not. I'm 44. I've been 41 for three years.

but... I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.

Sir Ian McKellan.

about 10,000 years ago.

I'll know that you're weaving your magic, as it were.

Come, come, Mr. Bond. The winner takes it all.

- Five? Five? - How much is an octave?

I thought there should have been two rooms booked.

Where'd you go?

[phone ringing]

I got to have her on the front page right now!

Noah Baumbach, Todd Haynes, Alexander Payne, all of them.

I don't believe that you really believe

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

[as Burton] In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn

cracks in the rock as it lithified.

Malham Cove, it's in many, many textbooks.

# Thinking I'd be strong there #

"to live on the sound of his own voice.

I just said, seriously, I don't mind sharing a bit.

There's a bathroom there with lots of marble, so...

You know, they tell me... I hear my ex-wife

and just get every little bit out of my teeth,

without being clever.

Well, I mean, it could.

"blown away by the originality, integrity, and extravagance.

I've asked other people, but they're all too busy,

food gets stuck in your teeth more?

you were thinking of doing Anthony Hopkins, weren't you?

I'd rather look at it and appreciate it.

Okay, bye. Bye.

I've not fucking finished.

Everything's beautiful.

like, an arrhythmic heartbeat, and I've got it now.

when he was 35."

I'll send out a search party. Drive safely.

Her name's Yolanda, by the way.

with whiskey as well as chili.

Yours looks more interesting, but...

was violated in the street.

Like Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible II.

then the B6265 through Grassington to Pateley Bridge,

'Cause if there is,

Are you all right? Oh, that's all right.

[engines revving]

No, you're right.

this magazine launch.

Victor Lewis-Smith.

Look into my eyes.

[as small man] Where are you? I don't know where you are.

But I have a wonderful range.

You weren't interested in Wordsworth

So this is it, just kind of, you know...

[mumbling as Swedish Chef]

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

No, you fool, crampons.

and yours is the nicest.

I spoke to your mum.

shaken, not stirred.

You can't do that.

even though it was meant to intimidate me.

a little amorous.

No, I like humor. I like levity. I like brevity.

Yes, and you're not a...