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[imitating sonar pulse]
and now I'm going to kill some Jews under the floor.
They call it Xanadu.
as sort of a Richard Burton type character.
[as Caine] My name is Michael Caine.
Yeah.
and there's a small fee, which I'll split with you 60-40.
Breakfast.
Eh?
'cause you'd be in a coffin.
[normal voice] That's Michael Caine.
because he just doesn't listen to me at the moment.
Oh, my stomach's really hurt. Where's Dad?"
- Scallops. - Thank you very much.
Bob Balaban said, " Never be hot. Always be warm."
- Hello. - It's okay. Hello.
Mmm. Mmm!
[as Corbett] One of the most delightful meals,
And the soup.
Hello?
Yeah, and they're all geniuses,
Hey, listen.
Mmm.
Yes, I was.
for a nice ramble, Lyn,
I'm the small man stuck in a box.
Yeah, if it gets to three, then mountain rescue.
[authoritative voice] Gentlemen, to bed,
As a bloody fool.
That's the drugs.
Okay, so this is room number 7.
Very good. Very good. Very impressive.
I use my tweezers for this.
Got an iPhone app with that on it now.
Actually visit them?
You can't go wrong around this area.
[laughs]
But you've got to rein it in during the week.
I'm not a junkie, Rob.
Drinking the wine makes me feel quite sophisticated.
Steve!
Oh, Don Coogan.
Mel Gibson coming over the hill.
Hello.
# The winner #
Restaurant I would easily promise to honor and obey!
What are you showing me?
Yeah.
because we thought we could make love in the bed
Hopkins, Sheen, Brydon, Burton,
You could bring me a lemonade and a packet of crisps,
Everything's exhausting at our age.
His usual self.
the Rob Brydon the entertainer,
# Ti # Oh, fuck.
Brother Rob? Don't call me Brother Rob.
shaken, but not stirred.
We're different animals.
A little bit further.
Dogs and me.
We thought it would be Deborah or Martin, you know.
We'll be very quick.
Just see if she mentions anything.
When it gets loud, it gets very loud indeed!
I'm not. Why would I do that?
by some of the broadsheet newspapers.
I want to get back in daylight. We'd better make a move.
Five summers with the length of five long winters,
and it was on a land mass called Avalonia
# Do #
Yeah.
Very much alive
I'm not encouraging you to become hooked on heroin.
- Yes, I do. - Hans Christian Andersen.
No, I don't like you being away from me.
If you got up this morning and said the poem
[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond.
which would have been brilliant,
Was that good news?
Oh.
- Thank you. - And here is the key.
I'm gonna give another little wave to you.
Well, I was in my own little world, you know,
No.
at some of the funny, pithy one-liners
[door rattles]
[voice echoing]
[sighs]
I don't think I could muster more than a thimbleful.
but I think that when you have a headstone
No.
I did strain. I did strain.
The limestone was too frozen for the...
To some extent, that's correct.
Mm.
Right. Okay.
[clears throat]
in the atmosphere, and then the rain falls
along the banks of crystal Wharf.
Would you do something for me?
- I'll have a vodka... - I'll have a vodka...
Well, it's hot in Hollywood. I'll tell you that.
And then, yeah.
- How's Mimi? - Well, I've got to go.
# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #
supernova moments.
we'd better make a move.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Just saying what a lovely house it is.
[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.
[line trilling]
the stars as my canopy,
Well, actually...
in your own voice and meant the words.
Yeah, I'm at the fancy-schmancy restaurant.
There's a taboo.
on prostitutes in Vegas,
[mumbling]
- Hey, you all right? - Yes.
More heat in the chili sauce.
Does that mean you've been with other girls
You know what it's doing?
Yeah? All good? Chloe okay?
What's his name?
Hi, Emma.
Do you want to have a run, sire, in the morning?
I think the pork belly made me a little...
Enormous green quaver.
Yeah, it's the Yorkshire Moors.
It's okay. Nothing to worry about.
Still be romantic, just the two of us.
Can we use the sat nav tomorrow?
[laughs]
Rather optimistic to say they're resting.
Have fun.
Look, if you couldn't get me, I was...
Look at the time. Got to go, Steve.
Rob, Steve's here.
That's nice, yeah.
It's, like... it's familiar...
[engine turns over]
Don't touch her.
and he, uh,
He was only 25 years old
He gets very, very specific. It's very like that.
Denmark. Yeah. I don't like the Danish.
No. No, Mischa's my girlfriend.
Neither Matt nor his assistant are here to answer your call.
Sorry, that's... Can I take this?
Good. Good.
They said it was delicious.
[attempting to mimic sound]
But how well are you gonna play it?
Gravity? Where do you stand on that?
How to Train Your Dragon 2 is now at McDonald's Some fun Some Food its all Inside this happy meal
- Why? - We've had a cancellation.
and I shall bed down here with a rock as my pillow,
But of course, let's not remember a man who was lost,
Come, come, Mr. Bond,
is because he wrote the words for her to sing
[phone ringing]
Don't do that. That's very funny.
I think both Newton-John and Coleridge
- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah, of course, absolutely.
If they buried you or cremated you,
What time is it?
just because of the light.
Yeah, I do recognize him now.
A sunny day in England with a fried breakfast.
I thought we'd go up to Dunsop Bridge,
Meanwhile,
in the hope that he sniffs up something interesting.
Yeah, well...
I've been up since half past 5:00 with Chloe,