Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I thought she was very unreasonable.

Olivia Newton-John's version of Xanadu.

No, you sound like a submarine clearing its throat.

I've been 41 for three years.

Tintern Abbey, Wales.

[as Hopkins] " I was dazzled,

than Peter Sellers,

He wouldn't have been having a spliff, would he?

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti #

and such small portions.

He's not brilliant; he's good. He's solid.

We couldn't play those parts.

What do you say?

Right, Doctor Who are very keen again.

Okay, you play a pathologist.

Hey, are you all right?

but I just don't know any.

would start to melt, and normally,

He is a general lover of art and science."

- Shall I go first? - Yep.

Yeah. Yes. I will do that today.

- Hey. - Oh, what a lovely house.

[moody post-punk music]

Right, this is how Michael Caine speaks.

You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl

That's about, on horseback, about three hours or something.

It's too dangerous.

'T is a continental breakfast.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

There is something very attractive about him.

It's the aristocratic way.

[as Connery] I'll have a vodka martini,

As you... look, look. Look how much... look.

that I ate in my two visits."

Oh, this is great.

You're getting Michael Caine in stereo.

That's a bit weird. Rob.

Thank you. Lovely.

"about L'enclume in Cartmel.

but I'm only saying that because it's you.

Leave my sister alone.

It's a good time for you, you know?

Because sometimes you tend to sort of,

- It sounds so familiar. - He's an international star.

- Seriously? - Climbing gear.

Imagine that, eh? It's a lovely thought, isn't it?

Yes, did you see I did on my face?

Not a lot of people...

You look like you're recovering from a stroke

No, I said I was thinking of going with Rob.

The thing about sat nav is, you don't where you're...

I'm not a turn, am I? I inhabit the role.

It's lovely. Delicious.

Well, how much is an octave?

Can we have a knife for the butter, please,

for tomorrow we rise at daybreak.

Sorry, we only have one double room for you.

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,

That's not what Coleridge would have been imbibing.

and chew my bone.

"It's really hurting, really hurting, ah."

You want to talk about things you've gone through?

up through the Trough of Bowland,

Okay, we'll do that. Thanks for the call then.

That looks lovely. What is that?

Well, you can stay with Mischa, can't you?

It's very nice to meet you.

What do you read about me?

[as Jones] [grunts] Think I better die now.

See that there?

when he gets very emotional,

the very first railway in the world in Manchester,

Come on, let's get in.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

I'm, er... we're just in the Trough of Bowland

- Bye-bye. - All right, see you, Mum.

I sometimes get, like, a fluttery heart,

You see, you've got a huge amount of momentum

I give a little wave to you.

The backpack makes it harder.

How long have you known him?

Have you noticed as you get older,

The long features on the surface are the rillenkaren.

Is that why you went to bed early last night,

All right. Okay. See ya, Dad.

He says... and I learned this, right?

which are cooked in their own juices

you enjoy playing all your cards just as much as I do.

down the B6160 through Kettlewell,

It's a shellfish broth made out of mussel, clams, cockles,

these linear features, begun as, basically,

I directed the whole movie in one go.

- Yes, of course. - Make it out to Paul.

Is true, what I read about you?

be a good place to go and meet some people

Thanks. Thank you.

Well, that's handy.

Through the nose. Through the nose.

Well, they're wrong.

Yeah, listen, do us a favor, would you?

- I'm saying that bit. - I know.

To begin with, we have a nice little appetizer.

Though it's hurting me, now it's history.

We talked about it in the office, remember?

(BOTH HUMMING A SCALE)

# Thinking I belong... #

I'd rather that it be a mystery.

9:14 ON THE DOT

No, they never leave at, you know, 9:30.

and pitch some of my ideas, and it was really good.

[mimics explosion]

# Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do #

Yeah, I suppose it is.

Okay, it's just up here, and I looked at all the rooms,

well, no, the modern-day equivalent of that,

- Coke? - Yeah.

Periodically, he would come back and visit, uh-huh.

All right, talk about some of the characters.

topped with a fizz which is made out of ginger beer

that I stay away for.

[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you.

I suggested he try heroin.

I've printed out some reviews...

alert the authorities.

[as Connery] When I play my cards,

it's one of the most enjoyable periods of my life.

It's all a dream.

It's a little like haggis.

and another Fricker sister living here, plus the children,

Well, it's difficult, you know,

like, we all know what a lolly is...

Of course. Of course we read.

talk of battles past and old,

the food here is terrible,

Uh, it may be under his name, Brydon.

Yeah, he's a, you know, he's a good friend.

You shocked me, 'cause I would have thought

as I've told you many times before,

[as Scaramanga] Come, come, Mr. Bond,

The red's just for safety reasons, really.

It's not quite nasal enough