Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't go fast, because Michael Caine...

And it is incredible.

This is a huge bed. We could easily share this bed.

Will you sign that?

- Yeah? Heat. - Yeah?

She was only 15 years old.

Le Jardin Secret St Tropez Scout

Okay, listen, I'll be back soon,

Absolutely superb.

- So here it is. - Oh, very nice.

[as Ian McKellan] From Bolton's old monastic tower,

She's passionate about food. She loves food.

He found it very hard to be creative.

I know. That's why I asked you.

Listen, it's do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do,

Well, you know where I am. You can come see me anytime.

I'm just sad about the breakdown.

I sing it for queen and country.

It's like a... It's like a Turner painting.

I think the North had...

you'll know him, of course, as TV's Alan Partridge,

Gentlemen, to bed

Is that written down?

If you want to go visit, I'll take you there.

That's a disgusting idea.

All the brothers, my man.

I like that as well.

Oh, you may also know Steve

They'll be doing the floral dance.

She thought it would be useful in the Lake District,

- Good. - Yeah.

You ought to...

Soup of the day. Can't go wrong.

. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

It's a bit presumptuous that he's saying

It's frigging cold.

Just take that for you.

I'll give you a clue. It's not a Muppet.

I was reading his poem called The Pains of Sleep.

So do you think I could play Heathcliff?

I miss it. I really miss it.

Well, that's... because I got stuck in traffic.

Why have you brought tampons? That's not what I said.

No, that's Emma.

I'm sorry, but we're fully booked tonight, sir.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say there was an historic accord.

which are baby queen scallops.

Yes, I know, but that really wouldn't be fair

Bit of the Shackleton...

- Okay. - Okay, bye.

[phone ringing]

Industrial Revolution,

Okay, who's this? Ready? Who's this?

but I assume it would be something along the lines of:

This is delightful.

Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or...

The only disadvantage with limestone,

a warrior that came...

that have been very well reviewed

That's amazing.

Oh, so I'll see you tomorrow then, yeah?

[imitating sonar pulse]

Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

[as exaggerated Caine] My name's Michael Caine.

Las Vegas? What are you going there for?

[mumbling] There's no such thing as a haggis hunt.

a stately pleasure-dome decree

Really good. Really good.

We've got the liqueur made out of the mallow leaves

- I heard it in your voice. - Are you glad I didn't?

"The third night, when my own loud scream had waked me

"Come, Come, Mr. Bond, You Derive Just As Much pleasure from killing as I do.""

Yeah, well, yeah, listen, you're the one who said

Yes, you did, and on that count,

'cause you appreciate personality more.

- Hi, Steve. - We're off.

# I was in your arms #

- Michael Sheen is always... - Brilliant.

and I don't remember meeting them,

So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or...

from killing as I do?

No, no, I don't.

Well, you could, but it'd be a bit rubbish.

And like lollipops,

but this was actually formed about 10,000 years ago

Yolanda, do you know who that is?

Small man stuck in a box.

It's a very nice view.

We couldn't have done that the way that Michael does it.

That's not... that's...

Well, let's go here. Let's get some breakfast here.

I normally go to the toilet.

How far are we gonna go?

It's in limbo, you know? It's in limbo.

I'll go make the tea.

If it goes, you're a household name.

The... well, getting on the M60 clockwise

He would have definitely partaken

it was probably not a moving violation."

hang on... a stronger identity than Wales?

We need to get some sort of a system going, you know,

You like cream, then you'll be happy.

- I'll see you. - Okeydoke.

I just naturally don't go to it.

but you wouldn't be able to do it...

"of the 20-odd plates of Simon Rogan's food

Dudley and Peter. Peter and Dudley.

But no penetration.

It's average size to me.

- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

It's about, oh, 12:00?

Never done that before.

# Ah, ah, ah, ah #

" It was not to be supposed that Mr. Coleridge could keep on

Ah, oh, no, let's not.

before to be garnished with a shredded local seaweed.

but he might make a mess."

both: # Building me a home #

Three. I don't know...

Let me up the stakes.

very... very... slowly

[mimicking gunfire]

You derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.

and that will propel you.

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

Wuthering Heights.

Oh, candlewick bedspread? That's not very sexy.

I've got darker stuff. That's fine.

[as Roger Moore] I'd like a vodka martini,

Oh, that's total rubbish.

What, for having an ill child? Of course not.

Don't worry about that.

Odd, 'cause you were executive producer on a lot of it.

Yes, yes. I can hear you.

Uh, no, thank you.

not only the longitudinal ones, the east-west ones, same thing,

You're from Manchester.

And your chocolate dessert is a warm chocolate fondant,

Why don't you review the food and say,

would be perfectly suited...

I'd have to ask Sally.

Or its modern-day equivalent.

but, you know, the gesture is the important thing.

No, that's autistic.

I'm a tiny bit hurt that he didn't want me to,

It's like... where we are now,

[as Connery] whereas I, when I was growing up in Edinburgh,

- I won't finish there, no. - Jesus Christ.

Okay, I'll stay here.

7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15.

I'm just gonna de-mist the windows, Rob,

I might just, like, tickle you with a knife.

but he can't, 'cause he's brown bread.