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Fine. Then we'll shut our cable off altogether.
he wants more than just a divorce.
I'm not gonna go out and kill your mom
It don't got no objective.
Punched his trees, huh?
Watching informative murder porn?
Aah!
perhaps you should play it on another platform
Ah-ahem.
in a fight, you or Jaden Smith,
What? What-what's a WW2?
Now you're free to roam around and start punching trees.
My mommy always angry.
No, no! In this Minecraft forest, how do you get wood?
Boo, Wendy Testaburger, boo.
Stan, this is just an investigative crime show.
so I could be rich, and I wouldn't have to live
Who are you talking to?
is make it a little more difficult for them,
we aren't getting our informative murder porn.
[continues sobbing]
will begin you being dropped onto a beach.
My report is on the vile and despicable trash
Huh?
but then a bunch of kids online called me a grief er
where all your mom and I do is piss each other off!
Aah! Paramedics!
it's a tale of lust, seduction, and murder
what they see.
I love you too, babe. Oh!
You should come down to his house.
No, they just did their usual cable company runaround.
Oh, I'm sorry. Our company doesn't work that way.
and kicked me off.
I don't get it.
and spousal homicides.
to their murder-porn channels, they'd be bummed out,
[school bell rings]