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Well, any luck?
Milo and Melvin lift a heavy box
# Friendly faces everywhere #
It wasn't me, I tell you.
and realize that refugees from Syria
Wait. Wait. You mean in Minecraft?
I wish I could live with Jaden Smith,
so we can get around our kids' parental lock?
Instead of booing my opinion,
viewership in shows like Cold Case Files,
about your parents not getting the channels easily.
God damn it, I just don't want my parents
Maybe watching murder porn had nothing to do with it.
Bye.
We heard that you might be teaching Minecraft to adults.
[all shout angrily]
Now, let's click on the inventory,
and seeing if other things can come and knock it down.
Hi. Is there a problem here?
Because one kid's dad actually went and killed his mom.
that only a child would know.
It didn't make any sense,
I was just playing Mine- m-my banjo.
Why did we agree to that stupid app?
Maybe we overreacted when the parents-
I saw him take my mom up to the top of this big...
Let's go away somewhere, me and you,
ggggg
and let's filter through the skins.
What?
from regular programming.
Without any sex, we just seem to get madder and madder
Is the lube over there?
Okay, I'll wake you up if we get our murder porn back.
Okay.
How do you create a working elevator using redstone in Minecraft?
No, no, just ID network,
Shows like Southern-Fried Homicide,
Sharon, I miss being intimate with you.
How do you get wood?
Our parents are still watching murder porn.
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Who the Bleep Did I Marry?
the customer is always our bitch.
You get the wood to build a cabin.
Don't you think there are enough griefers in the world
A kid's got to find some way to make a living, don't he?
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