Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sure, one or two people might act out
[door closes] Oh, I love you, Randy.
That's how our parents broke the passcode.
Oh jeez that's terrible
from watching spousal homicide shows.
what they see in video games, but cable television?
Date Line Murder, and Deadly Affairs
I play the banjo too.
Look, dude, we're trying to keep our parents away
We have 100 ounces of silver.
Hold on. Stay by the lake. I want to kill you now.
We just have to get the spark back.
because he was trying to harvest the sugar cane with a hammer.
Mr. Garrison?
Sinful Secrets, On the Case with Paula Zahn.
Oh, man, it's gonna be, like, three weeks.
because at your local company,
Ouchie, ouchie! Mommy rape my no-no!
Then I guess you just have to work within our time windows.
that have informative murder porn appear to be working.
to change out your cable box.
thing he had built, and I yelled,
Tonight at 10:00,
You have no idea what this is about, do you?
Three weeks, huh?
And why was that?
A burglar broke in. He was black.
Your parents watch that stuff?
because 96% of the time
Look, everybody, I know we all feel our hands are tied,
Boo Celtics! Boo! Boo Celtics.
We don't need informative murder porn
[sobbing]
What? How do you know?
It'd be impossible to clear away all the D NA evidence anyway.