Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

According to the Nielsen ratings,

I almost got it, Sharon.

What'd they say?

from the president of your local cable company.

All right, sorry, kid.

- In Minecraft. - What the hell is that?

I really don't get it.

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and they all said Jaden Smith could kick your ass.

- What? - Butters' dad killed his mom.

[kids shouting, chattering]

on our cable boxes.

Yeah, the screen just says,

killing each other all the time, we're gonna go out and do it?

Oh, well, guess we'll just have to live

all the ones with murder porn.

Because we're trying to keep our parents

I'm here, Randy.

I'm talking, of course, about murder porn.

Just stop thinking with your grown-up brains and start using-

for an important message

Randy, it's getting late. Let's just go to sleep.

No, no, none of our channels

dresses up in lingerie and bashes Mommy's head in

A parental lock?

I called the networks that are putting this smut out there,

Well, get over here, big guy.

We realize this may be an inconvenience to you,

RH We heard your willing to teach Auditing to Adults

FUCK OFF! PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!

As we told the others, sir, we can fix it.

You're just fucking building shit

and I saw my dad out in this field.

to find passion in our marriage.

How about between the hours 6:00 a.m. And 3:00 p.m.