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‐ I'll kill you! ‐ Aah!
but I did it anyway.
‐ Well, that was a lot of talk
Yeah, but you don't care about that.
‐ Are you ever gonna tell me how you handled the situation?
‐ Well, okay, but‐‐
[grunts]
I have no problem with it.
‐ She has not been gently used. ‐ Trust me.
‐ ♪ I'll kill you
‐ Besides, if Chief wasn't fine,
while I put Lindsay down for her dirt nap.
‐ I knew that Jill's Mr. Roboto
‐ Run, Darla! Run!
‐ Yeah, I mean, maybe we're not perfect, but we're good.
and scary vet visits.
under‐the‐covers buzzing machine?
‐ Uh‐huh.
What if I told you it doesn't have to be this way?
[groans]
‐ Anything you'd like to add, Nibbles?
That's where it's at. ‐ At the vet?
‐ I had a heart attack.
‐ Yeah, it's due to excess weight gain,
‐ I'd kill to be here for urinary bladder rocks.
I've come to a decision. I'm ready to do group.
‐ Oh...my... God.
It's gonna be awesome. Good night.
if you let The Gray One back in and stop trying to kill him.
‐ Yeah, but I'm not sure what that has to do with it.
Wait a minute. What the...?
so, yeah, I can handle your little shoe problem.
‐ Really? ‐ Oh, yeah.
but the time we spent together
‐ What? No!
‐ I'm sorry for being so judgmental.
Why does it matter whose group I'm in?
a better listener, sneeze more quietly‐‐