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You’re not Penske material
You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny...
What bachelor auction?
Once I find a taxi guy, I stick with him.
- Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor.
How you like to have a free haircut for six months?
Plus, he's on the corner. I'd have to pass him every day when I go by.
...I don't know, 6'3", 190 pounds.
He made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately.
Obviously.
What are you going to do on the toilet?!
I'm sorry.
So if you call to ask if you have the job, you might lose it.
"I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite."
Oh, I dropped a nickel.
Of course...