Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately.
"I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite."
- Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
What are you going to do on the toilet?!
I'm sorry.
So if you call to ask if you have the job, you might lose it.
Of course...
How you like to have a free haircut for six months?
...I don't know, 6'3", 190 pounds.
Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor.
Plus, he's on the corner. I'd have to pass him every day when I go by.
Obviously.
Once I find a taxi guy, I stick with him.
You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny...
Oh, I dropped a nickel.
You’re not Penske material
What bachelor auction?