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You’re not Penske material
Obviously.
Of course...
"I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite."
Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor.
He made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately.
What bachelor auction?
So if you call to ask if you have the job, you might lose it.
You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny...
What are you going to do on the toilet?!
- Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
Once I find a taxi guy, I stick with him.
How you like to have a free haircut for six months?
Oh, I dropped a nickel.
...I don't know, 6'3", 190 pounds.
I'm sorry.
Plus, he's on the corner. I'd have to pass him every day when I go by.