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Obviously.
Once I find a taxi guy, I stick with him.
Of course...
...I don't know, 6'3", 190 pounds.
You’re not Penske material
"I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite."
So if you call to ask if you have the job, you might lose it.
What are you going to do on the toilet?!
Plus, he's on the corner. I'd have to pass him every day when I go by.
What bachelor auction?
Oh, I dropped a nickel.
Show me one person who's got a hand like a scissor.
You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny...
How you like to have a free haircut for six months?
He made a big deal about how I understand everything immediately.
- Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
I'm sorry.