Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got your, uh, drink.

Do you believe him?

Well, excuse me, OK? Wherever it is, it's right up ahead.

But now I'll come back.

And Jack, of course.

with the problem here, Monica.

That sounds much better, doesn't it?

It's inevitable, you know?

A lot more than Ellie.

Yeah, sure, you say that now,

♫ Feliz Navidad ♫ ?

It was the only way I could get you

Well, it's, uh, you know, it's uh,

? Smooth as silk, cool as air?

I can't believe I was stupid enough

Oh, so you're shacking up with him?

No, I'm not shacking up with him.

Well, obviously she was threatened

You know, 'cause you looked

No. I'm sorry. It was bad.

Yes. We're saved.

- Weird. - I can't believe it.

just made me think I should say something.

it's not like facing death.

? But he cracked up Verbal assault?

I guess I was afraid you were going to think

What? What's the matter?

to pull over so soon, but I'll tell you what,

? Just hold my hand while I come?

Well, they tell me that

This is the time to invest, prime the pump.

Whoa! Pardon me.

it seems a little sudden

and watched them eat dinner

It's my birthday.

if you feel a little bit awkward here,

Give him my regards.

The thing is... What l...

Right. I know. I'm sorry.

Anyway, Twain was the smooth one.

but I'm going to tell you this,

Well, 6 months is a long time.

What time is it anyway?

I mean, look, so what, you ate a chili.

We can get a drink. I mean, if you want to.

? Who's gonna cry?

It was like she was tainted.

1982 is gonna be, like,

wouldn't you know,

to know that you are all just a pack of roaming babies

Yeah, I was at this party...

She broke up with me. Do you believe that?

Happy Fucking New Year

to surround yourself with as many people as possible,

I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.

? Don't run away, run away?

Where you going?

You can't call your therapist on New Year's Eve.

I like a strong woman.

you mean no guys at all?

And you are a strong woman.

If you want to break up with me, fine.

? She moves like she don't care?

Hey, how are you? I'm not dead.

I mean, that's only what I wanna do short term

Really? I had you figured

but I keep thinking about what you said earlier

I can't be babied, but thank you.

with a pocketbook full of makeup

Eric: Oh, yeah. That's good.

you know, what can I say?

? I ask myself?

Oh, my God. There is no band, is there?

Does he got any money on him?

to sublimate her needs to guide her man

First, first. Like I was the first guy

Lucy: So then you'll get grumpy

but that don't mean much.

Will you hurry up?

All you do is complain.

doesn't work out...

Drinking, fighting, loving the ladies?

go to some stupid party, pretend to be happy,

I mean, I'm standing here in a basement

You think I haven't noticed?

Someone's coming.

and I saw him there...

any interesting guy walks through that door,

I feel exactly the same way.

? Wait, homed-up homie you must be trippin'?

All right, come on, let's go.

and I'm not one to call women ugly,

than New Year's Eve, right?

Here we go. Whoop...

It's the obligation to enjoy yourself.

You want to know what it is?

I'm hanging on by a thread.

I mean, ever since you found out I was a virgin

No, don't baby me.

This is so cool.

They only broke up 6 months ago, right?

My ski trip. Ahem.

Kevin, I thought you knew. Everybody knew.

Tell me the truth and I'll stay.

left an hour ago.

Yeah, with the bartender. You should come, Kevin.

Your, you know, your flowers.

While we were on a mountain-climbing trip.

Look, you wanted to know why you were bad in bed,

But you just got here.

Jesus, Eric, help me out here, OK?

Will you grow up already?

Please, it's just too desperate

I couldn't... I couldn't even make a list anymore.

Don't you think?

Val, Val, it's those guys!

I can't believe I almost went home earlier.

and we'll go to the party. OK? Come on.

? Gettin' dressed to kill?

or something to be...

OK, so maybe he's an artist, too.

You got a dime?

I hate you motherfuckers.

You wouldn't even believe his work, OK?

drag me back into this skank pit.

? I don't care?

If that's what you want.