Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There was no committed monogamous relationship.

You know, you gotta ride this wave.

All you do is complain.

more judgmental between girlfriends.

He has ceased refilling the peanut bowl.

You know I don't have ugly people for friends.

Men, you get into a relationship,

We are so incredibly fucked.

? Looking through the eyes of love??

These guys are musicians.

And courtesy and manners are what women know.

I'm a little intoxicated.

but what's with the cowboy shirt and the gladiator hair?

You're kidding me. Why didn't you tell me?

Oh, really, Eric, who remembers?

Yeah, it's a rule.

you know, she's different.

Perfect. Good for you.

saying I wanted to move back in.

It's all right. It's all right.

do you wanna make slow, passionate love,

Right? That's something, right?

And you just r...

Hillary, Jesus, we only broke up 6 months ago.

just because it's New Year's Eve.

? In boogie wonderland?

Oh, come on. We're almost there.

and books you can buy.

Don't even start.

How many times I gotta tell you?

[Rock Music Playing]

and l, you know,

Look, I'll call and see if she's listed.

Why didn't you tell me?

why we can't just go to the party and have a good time tonight, OK?

or should I leave the meter running?

You've got to be kidding.

Only you are depressed on New Year's Eve.

Drawing a blank.

You know, this is a big joke to you,

- You used to go out with her? - It was a long time ago.

singing at my party?

You're shitting me.

? This wicked world?

if you hear me out.

And then they dump you.

? There's one thing I want to know?

What are you, on another fuckin' planet?

and I'm not letting him push me into

He's our bartender.

you know, and, now she's in there making out with Dave,

with the bands on New Year's Eve.

? New rigors that devour?

No. I mean about going to the party.

Show the ladies what we've got for them, bro.

Are you gonna be like this all night?

So I'm hopeless? That's it. I'm hopeless.

? Something courageous The road rats explode?

You need to get in this cab.

have you ever thought to look

Mmm. Do you believe

Well... yeah...

We'll both go home, and if we're lucky,

He does all these big abstract paintings with the, um...

I guess I was wrong about tonight

Oh, this girl right here

I got makeup and shit in there.

'cause I'm doin' just fine without you.

Uh, OK. I'll... I'll call you a cab.

I can't even tell you how many men I've fucked.

This guy with funny glasses,

OK, good. You know, uh,

Oh, Stephie, you know?

even if you smell like dog shit.

hang out for the rinse cycle or something?

go back to the coffee shop

emasculating women.

but the last train for Ronkonkoma

Does your cousin know any guys?

See? That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, I feel you.

Oh, you're sorry?

God, Stephie, please.

It's true. I read it.

Look, what happened between us last night is, like,

She's my friend.

in search of a giant teat

I mean, Stephie,

Thank you, God.

on fucking Avenue D,

That's it. I have no friends,

and celebrate our strength together.

I can't do this.

She knew I'd be here,

? And as I walk on?

And plus, I've never really done

to audition for a sitcom.

is totally screwed up now because of you.

I'm a friend of your cousin Val's.

Oh, you love that.

- Ha ha ha! - Asshole.

[People Celebrating]

? Do that to me one more time?

I must not have smiled. That's what it was.

That's perfect.

This is just... It's a waste of time.

finding the right girl and everything.

and then in June,

No. Jack, I mean,

- Excuse me. - Hi!

I just think you're so...

and next thing I know,

Bridget: You think this is too mean ditching him this way?

Was the sex any good at all?

or do you like Devo or what?

What, with the bartender?

I feel it in my gut!

Do you guys like to dance,

before my next show.

Really? I said that. That's, uh, that's fun...

We're in way over our heads here.

Oh, I know I'm right, baby.

I don't wanna look desperate.

even if it means we get jinxed

Oh! My work! My work!