Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Remember last night

You're fucked up, you know that?

Oh, go to hell! Aah!

what I want to say,

but tomorrow, it's going to be another story.

What time is it?

Yeah. In his wallet.

Maybe you should!

To find that bartender.

because you're clearly stunted in some way physically.

I mean, I... I think I'm in love with you.

It's no big deal.

Why did I choose you?

listen to me, man.

and cranky and fat,

That's not even on the map or nothin'.

it's like I said, it's for my friend Tony.

A woman falls in love with you

Get away from that cab.

- Drink it! - [Glass Dings]

and, um, we've got to get dates.

? Smash some, we might have female rap stompin'?

A... A stanky, little ho maybe,

You think I'm ugly.

Where do they get these people?

Wasn't there enough room at Jack's?

Do you think she's right about no one showing up?

That and buying and selling converted co-op properties.

What's wrong with it?

It never gets any better.

but dig this, right?

He's French-Canadian.

so you can check it out after work.

Bartender: Happy New Year.

about how we're gonna meet this band

you got to stay still to move forward.

and I'll try it again later.

Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.

Desperate? You could stand there naked

with the streamers and the crab dip.

if you know what I'm saying.

any interesting guys here tonight?

- ? With a man like you? - Ow!

Hey, could we get some beers over here?

? It may not come again?

begging for mercy.

I wonder, you know, why me?

As a matter of fact, I've ne...

This whole thing with the matchbooks

All right. Here you go.

- Or something. - Ugh.

- Forget what? - Nothing.

I don't believe this.

make my life miserable persona.

Stephie: Come on, let's go to the party.

And who would possibly like me the way I am?

? Ooh, it makes you want to cry?

just blurting it out like this

I like weird guys.

Just when he started making a little headway,

Well, now you know how I feel.

about these guys,

Really? Do you think so?

they're well within the standard range

That's nothing. I'm a waitress.

Our deal was you're not supposed to leave!

? You dance and shake your hands?

I mean, why is that, Monica?

You were just there.

Oh, stop it. You're insane.

I mean about no one showing up.

- Yeah. - Thanks. We will.

You went out with her?

Well, that's so typical of a woman.

He's bad in bed?

Look around you. Look around you.

Jack, what are you doing?

I just love your flowers.

Nothing terrible's gonna happen to us.

[Homeless Man Singing]

and, uh, have loveless New Year's sex

? Get the girls then get their sisters?

It's all right. This happens every day.

I never said I was nice.

? Once I was filled with desperation?

No, it's cool, 'cause I told them

? Right in my rap's head Hold that?

? The system bounced back?

I'm getting to that party.

So all the years of empty,

Well, Jack will fuck anybody.

I don't believe you.

Now this guy here,

Oh, yeah. It was great.

So where's this party, Soho?

That's perfect.

I don't have to prove anything.

No way, man. I'm going to this party.

so she deliberately put these up.

They're roadies, Val. There's a little difference.

You know, I never heard of them,

Ha ha. You're... You're embarrassing me, Jack.

Just walking the streets like zombies

? Give it to me Give it to me?

[Pounding On Door]

I'm really bad at this.

Hey, man, you smell dog shit?

Oh, God. I'm so hung over.

It's like when I first met Val, though, you know,

But most of all, I'm sorry

You seem to be experiencing a little indecision.

You would make a wonderful artist's model.

? Cracked up but I don't need my mother?

You want a piece of me? Huh?

Yeah. I do like you. I like you a lot.

? Sooner or later?

Uh, you about ready to go?

I picked up a little bit of a knack for the thing

you've been hounding me for a reason why.

so now I just want everything

maybe we'll meet some people.

? Is all hope lost?

and he was kind of nice, you know?