Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

? You can be puttin' that sippin' and whippin'?

Big New Year's Eve date thing.

Excuse me. I'm an artist.

Heh, anyway, l... I ended up going home with him,

Mineral Vicious Water

It's not that bad?

You spoke to her?

I don't believe I recall an Eric.

You deserve each other.

asking around for the recipe.

I think that bartender likes you.

? Who's gonna cry?

You're right about New Year's Eve.

We are so lost! We are so fucked!

I can't believe it.

But I like you, and I thought you liked me.

Can you tell I'm a professional?

He is dreamy, sex-bomb cute.

Well, what the fuck are we supposed to do,

And you, with your sordid little agenda

? My life will never be the same?

from which to suck the life blood out of me

damages the plush interior of my cab, right?

well, you better be sorry, sweetheart,

Who the fuck are you?

Look, uh, as an actor,

It is incredible.

What other reason could there be?

Have you ever heard such a pile of shit?

and everybody hates me.

please don't leave me here all alone

Don't call me again.

you know, her big eyes, her big, round head, you know.

He's in the bathroom.

Right. Cindy, uh, you OK in there?

? Kiss 'em fierce with all his might forever?

So, uh, where's, um, what's-her-face?

? Waitin' for me to fall?

in crayons here and there.

? About this world?

It happened to me.

and bringing them back from the dead.

Val, you don't just meet people on the street.

? Who's gonna cry??

And wait till you hear the story she came up with.

of normal human proportions.

Well, baby, all this talk about teats

- You're shittin' me. - No!

I meet someone, we go home together,

Mmm, mmm, mmm, he's so cute.

I'm surprised it hasn't happened by accident,

I brought you some matches.

l... I wasn't expecting much, but this is an unprecedented low.

It's not gonna work

Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm.

for the whole year?

Well, then how?

You wanted to hang out with the bands, right?

A fuckin' Encyclopedia Britannica?

OK, date's over. Look, why don't we

All right. Well, I'm leaving.

Yeah, he's adorable.

you know, l... I really like you a lot,

Jack, you're doing it again.

Listen, I think it's still a bit early for this party.

What do you mean not again?

Look, can I tell you something here?

What are you talking about?

From where I'm standing,

Yeah. He went to a party on Avenue D.

I bet you she write a couple love letters

you can come to my prom.

Eric, hi. Happy New...

just end this date right here, OK?

you know, considering, but there's no reason

vagina puppet man,

It must be part of the whole Zelda thing.

So, uh, can I call you later?

? I don't care?

with a mattress strapped to your back

I wanted to, like, I wanted to get near her,

instead of each other.

but never a slut.

? Laughin' down the sun like a jackal will?

so we'll just stick around and see if he shows up.

We either call your mother for the number,

I've never slept with Jack.

I sat in the back of the restaurant

I'll usher them right over to you.

? The power, the power?

? The toll of the bell??

[Rap Beat] ? There's no sin in this?

on New Year's Eve?

Deep thing. ? Tain't no big thing?

It was like she was jinxed for the whole year.

about last night being your first time and everything.

- Cheryl. - Cheryl. Right.

Uh, that'll make it worse. Have some wine.

You know, you just...

Happy New Year.

Until you go home, sit down,

Yeah, Kevin, you're doin' just great.