Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are cursed,

Suddenly, she's got this mountain-climbing boyfriend

This song always make me think about that.

They're really sexy.

You just realized this now?

Yes, when she invited me.

I'm not finding a wallet here.

? Up in your bippin' you better stand tall?

and, uh, move that truck for me?

So freeze your fucking ass off!

OK, it's, uh, how you doing?

for somebody to tell them

Thanking you? My life

I'm fucked up? I mean,

Those guys were such total posers.

just walking the streets out there?

Oh, and I called my parents,

? What's so funny about?

Here you go, baby.

standing around with their cigarettes.

Mmm. Pretty girl. Foxy.

So call her up.

and we're going to have fun,

Well, you just take that god-awful dress off,

Silky ho. I'll never forget her.

Shit, my friends

What were you two doing back there?

Do you have a light?

Look, I'm sorry that what's-her-face dumped you.

Really, law school. That is so yuppie.

the bartender/lawyer/real estate guy.

OK. I'll do it.

Especially as pretty as you are,

That's not even a real place.

Sweetheart, you know what you need to do?

Ah, it's Ellie.

It's, uh, it's supposed to be a good party.

I can't take it anymore.

We're totally fucked on New Year's Eve

I won't be serving Mai Tais my whole life.

was it... you know?

? I feel it slipping away?

I love the East Village. It is so cool.

Don't yell at me, Kevin.

are a shield against meaningful interaction

She is having a party. I just need the address.

Maybe I should leave.

I got pictures. Look here.

? Boogie wonderland?

and it looks like he found what he wanted,

but my little girl pretty in pink,

? You understand there is no exit?

but totally honest with each other.

? You say your prayers?

you're on some macrobiotic diet,

? And let me down?

Yeah. This is the address she gave me.

Recently? While we were still together?

No. We've never been anything

We don't know anybody.

You know how it is.

until I'm a hollow shell.

- Val! - I'm just asking.

I'm stunned. This has never happened to me before.

Just called you up to say,

I mean, I'm only human, for Christ's sake.

Jesus, like it's my fault I'm irresistible to men.

? Sweet harmony?

My cousin Val? From Ronkonkoma?

I mean, that's something.

having sex with people

before I get out and play the market full-time.

Oh, really? That's very astute.

Bridget: That was a total waste of time.

I'm not moving from this corner.

Oh, that's perfect.

I'm gonna prove you wrong. That's right.

No. Maybe lunch?

? Boogie wonderland??

No. I don't think that would've helped.

Elvis Costello?

these feelings for me.

Almost having fun,

then they was kissing.

? You brought me in from out the rain?

I mean, all the cool people live here!

Yeah, I do think so.

? Peace, love and understanding?

a pretty unusual evening.

Why is everyone so afraid?

calling me again."

Ohh, look at that.

- What? - We've got an hour.

with his hands,

You just stay the fuck away from B!

? Through troubled times?

we'll get a couple beers,

Look, Jack, we don't have to do this.

You're like a pack of Philistines!

Cabbie: All right, let's get this party rollin', baby!

I wouldn't go to that party with you

Well, that's not good for me, man.

- Your drink! - What?

because this is breaking me, Eric.

OK? And I'm sorry

I don't know. Three weeks ago, a month.

Thank God he brought a live one home,

[Speaking Hindi]

Can I get some penis over here?

For reasons I can't explain right now,

♫ Feliz Navidad ♫

I can't believe you let him French you.

When have we ever not gotten dates?

so, you know, I wasn't...

he's rolling with big girl,

How could I have been so stupid?