Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. I'm kidding. That's a joke.

and think about them.

I think you're blaming me for being bad in bed

I mean, nothing's good enough for you.

Well, guess what? It could've been anybody.

[Music Changes]

It's not my fault your girlfriend caught us

OK, so, this is the address...

Here, drink some water.

Um... with him.

OK, fine, I won't go home.

It's not that bad.

I mean, he was really nice

My clothes and those clothes

You're turning on me, too?

What are you doing?

You know what? I can't just leave the bartender.

Caitlyn, I know a girl who went home alone on New Year's Eve.

Jesus, there's nobody here yet?

Isn't this an incredible coincidence?

What? So what, now?

I can't believe that you are so hard up

You let somebody move in with you,

? And each time I feel like this inside?

Thank you, God, thank you!

Remember him? This guy would not

You know what I mean?

That every woman you go home with

Want to go for breakfast?

so a guy has to wonder...

You want to go to some smelly bathroom

Your life has been totally dark, evil, and nihilistic

and making trivial performance art

Why do you think

First they had a little finger food,

Um... well, I'm in my third year of law school.

Val, you're crossing onto B, OK?

What? What? When I could be with what?

You might meet somebody.

[Muttering, lmitating Lucy] ...fine holiday!

It doesn't even matter what I think.

? We don't care?

Look, I don't remember who I was dating

he takes me to his gallery today

And you, with your sordid little agenda.

I have a right to know

What are you doing?

She knows guys, but they're weird like her.

I don't know. Do you?

You know, baby, in life, sometimes

like it's a minor inconvenience.

That was a cover story.

Like right now.

Your life's a rose!

Well, I'm not going.

You're not the same person I fell in love with.

Yeah, it's cool.

Well, that's great.

but he's a real talented fella.

You know what? I mean, those outfits

I think I'm falling in love with you.

I don't believe this!

I never really did it at all.

It's sex. That's it!

I mean, if you do.

Life is ridiculous and demeaning, Kevin.

We'll get dates.

? My spirit gets so downhearted?

but I think this woman was,

No, 6 months is nothing!

she was so nervous about being with.

coming to terms with his sexual problems, OK?

Oh, the guy in the middle,

What... What do you mean, you'll come back?

I gotta find a phone, don't I?

You know, when there isn't so much pressure.

and I told you.

It's in the bathroom.

Like facing death.

? She'll take a tumble on you?

I'm not a vain person.

You look like you're about to throw up or something.

So we got to go back to the club

You know, what... what was it about me

Hap... Hap... Happy New Year. Hi.

Yeah. That's Ellie.

He was going on and on

No, listen to me. Listen to me.

- Heh, sure. - All right.

No, no. I'm still leaving.

in no, uh, particular way. Look...

I've ever been on a date with 2 girls.

Now, let me see. Did I smile?

Where you going?

every single woman I go out with

You see, big girl right here

Oh, God, those are them?

I mean, I don't think that you need

would look good on my floor.

wine, cheese, the whole thing,

I've got a date.

about how you and Jack were sleeping with each other

Oh, there's Dutch boy

Uh, now this little girl here,

That's... That's OK, drawing a...

You want to throw yourself at some guy you just met, it's your business.

Really? I mean, of course.

the coolest year ever.

Baby, come here for a second.

It... lt happens all the time.

What are you doing?

to get out of here before these jerks get us killed.