Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

not answering her phone?

That's what you wanted to do.

wasn't having that.

It's retarded. I wanna leave.

And then you turn your back for 24 hours

You know, this song

I thought everything was fine.

I got your coat, your gloves.

I mean, there are some people

and you go into a public restroom,

and I saw your face,

Sounds perfect.

Well, let me tell you something, Jack.

There go some life, and over there, too.

Too much hostility.

You were in a committed,

This is... This is turning out to be

I have never slept with Jack.

? She's got Bette Davis eyes?

Jesus, you scared me half to death.

You can't leave before midnight.

OK, let's go now.

for the superior woman that you are.

That kind of energy

you make all these little compromises

You don't wanna go to the party?

like coming face to face

I got you some flowers.

the right address.

I said, I wish that that was me.

Or maybe you want Eric and the lawyer.

What was so horrible that you never even gave me a chance?

Where are you going?

as anybody else.

Makeup and shit? That's just great.

I don't think you're a slut.

Aah, aah, oh, God.

- And then you know what they say? - No.

[Music Changes]

when I got the nosebleed at the party?

You remember Eric.

Oh, I did say that.

? Find romance?

The pool table, the lamp, and everything.

You know, Ronkonkoma.

Oh, jeez. Will you look at the time?

I picked her up earlier that night, too.

Yep. I understand.

Do you understand me?! - Yes!

Yes, yes! I do. It's early.

talking about this.

I think you'll feel a little better

We're just having fun.

I'm not telling no one.

the entire time we were going out.

and here go my man right here.

Look, I've had it with him,

? In boogie wonderland?

- What? - You know,

I think it makes sense.

It was off the box.

I hate abstract.

? To a decision on it?

always reminds me

- OK. - OK. Now...

- What? - Cool.

about us ditching him and all that.

They just made that up.

Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself.

before somebody kills me, all right?

I'll be right back.

like I'm not even here.

- Thank you. - Will you get a grip?

just because you're inadequate.

Hold on. We're almost there.

Look, I hate the holidays.

Oh, that's so good.

I need you to come out of the bathroom.

- Really? - Really.

that's great, that's fine,

There were... There were actual musicians here?

OK, OK, OK, OK, I'll do it. Oh, God!

- And this shithole building address. - What should we do?

Um, maybe 6 months ago.

Twain was my best friend a few years back,

Next thing I know,

What if, for the sake

- [Door Closes] - [Footsteps]

Take you, Hillary.

at this gallery and it's kind of

These matches are disappointing me!

because you were the worst lover

? Don't run away, run away?

You really seem to understand my thrust.

with your worst nightmare.

You know, I didn't hear any complaints

? More than this?

what are you? I mean,

Well, maybe we'll meet somebody.

Oh, you know, baby,

- Hey. - Wake up.

I just wanted everything to be perfect.

to have broken up with somebody?

Hillary, please, please,

Do you see what I'm saying?

I'm still in love with my old boyfriend.

We don't belong in there, Val.

Eric, Jesus, Eric...

Uh, mind if I sit down?

That's just great.

and... just... do it.

It's kind of cool.

Live tonight! Say yes.

? And where is that harmony?

? Don't run away and let me down?

and everything. Uh, Potsy.

and it got canceled.

You don't have to spend it with me.

She better be listed, Val!

You like me as a friend, but not as a boyfriend,

I thought you said you wanted a drink!

Uh, excuse me, baby girl...

by the female form.

I ain't going to call her young,

and personally, I think he's right.

? And they're stepping?

You guys should come by.

and wake up alone on New Year's Day?

for my cousin's party.

The night's young.

It'll be our little secret,

if you know what I'm saying.