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Maybe you boys would like to step outside.
Yeah.
And now this crazy idea about going out for the football team. . . .
-Hey, look! He's getting a hard-on! -Hey, yeah, he is!
. . .artificial flavors. Good stuff.
-Blye! -Number 71 , you get out.
You.
We practice every day and take buses with the guys to the away games.
Okay. All right.
feel the burn enjoy it
We're taking Luke and Maggie to the dance Friday, if it's all right with you.
Go.
- Hey, like me! - I think it's moving a little.
Get out of this place. Get out of our way.
Hey, Luke! You want something?
Honestly, Lucas.
- You're dead meat! - Get back to the huddle and play ball!
Well, it's serious, but. . . .
Alise.
-What'd you say? -It's a University of llIinois study.
-I'm gonna tell you one more time. -Don't you call me that!
-No, fine with me. -Thank you.
- I'm just being nice to her. - Well, stop being nice to her.
Let's go! Forget about him! Huddle up! Forget about him!
I don't know.
Come on! Come on! Get off the field!
Hey, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke Get that ball away and puke
-Is there a team? -Yeah, at school.
I bought the tie. I get to keep it. And I bought the shoes.
You know, either you're an athlete or you're not an athlete.
Of me? Why?
What did you think of me?
Well, I'm afraid you'll have to, sir. Dick around with me.
-Have you been crying? -Yeah, so what?
Up here on the stage.
Do your parents know about this? Going out for the football team?
I'm perfect because I have many friends. I can introduce you to people.
Yeah.
- You can't play tennis? - Hey, Lucas!
- Did you get it? - I got it. Look, it's out. It's out.
We have one week till our first game.
A lot of doctors say it's even better than aerobics.
But some guy said he'd get great bandoleros.
-We're just friends. -Yeah?
Oh.
. . .and some red twisty things for my girlfriend, please.
Why do they call you Leukoplakia?
Well, I thought I told you! They're superficial. Well, didn't I?
Go, go, go, Pirates, go!
I thought you were interesting.
-Oh. -Well, I can meet you there.
It's just a bug.
You don't understand. Stay on the right side of the road!
Oh, is that what you do?
What happened to Triechel?
Now, if you wish to cut me based on my performance, that's your right.
-You've broken a banana very well. -Thank you.
It's this one right here. This one.
You might get it all wrinkled if you come up on the hill with us afterwards.
These are the men whose names are gonna spell victory!
- Are you really gonna go? - It'll be fun.