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and he's still single...
No, no, no. We can't... mm.
but I dumped him because you were so great.
Even though she tarnished your origin story?
Compulsive? Narcissistic? Asian fetish?
Yeah. This could be an issue.
So anyway, I had, like, this a-ha moment.
Damn!
This is easier than I thought.
I even ordered these!
like the chair I'll hit him with if he doesn't.
Besides, they're 16.
Yes, I did, and I'm really happy for you.
Please.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
We have the same origin story, Ken,
Ken.
Seriously?
No, he asked me to be his girlfriend.
Okay, it's actually not as bad as we thought.
Well, let's see if you can handle the...
- Need a spoon, buddy? - Nope.
Apricot! Apricot!
I did not know I'd be held accountable.
Molly... predictable as the sunrise.
I'm a little too nervous to read it alone.
You're a good friend, Ken.
Mm!
I got one question for you.
although Tammy did go blond, and it is no bueno.
I thought you liked him.
I told her to go chestnut... maybe auburn.
each.
- I am. - So am I!
Everyone says breakups are hard,
This is literally... my house!